I've been here for about 3 years now and I AM NOT RETIRED... which makes a large difference.
Negative things:
1. You "might" get sick and tired of the gulch. I loved the place and just got tired of being fondled, getting smashed out of my skull, and gawking over prostitutes. The more time I spend away from the Gulch the happier I am. Having sex with them is like pumping money into slot machine. Most of the time, its a waste, you can do better looking for sex in other ways.
2. Like many have said you will get tired of annoying, know it all, gringo tourists, who think they are subject matter experts in all matters of life and LOUDLY want to talk about it. You will find the same types living here as well, and they just as annoying.
3. You need to become VERY SUSPICIOUS of everyone you meet. Especially gringos!!!! They are many, many bad ones down here. Lots of scammers and con artists. If anything sounds too good to be true, RUN FROM IT. If you want to get rid of someone you don't like, LOAN HIM MONEY. You will never see him again. If you are a con artists, beware, you will have lots of competition and may even find yourself getting conned, by a con!!!
4. Many gringos are just down and out. Busted. Hopelessly alcoholic and completely broke. They will sneak drinks on your tabs. What amazes me are the gringos that come down with ZERO PLAN. They are so blinded they just assume that they will find a beautiful girlfriend and a way to make money. Like I said... if you get tired of any one of them, just loan them $50.
5. You will miss walking at night leisurely, instead of running or moving fastly and quickly, from safe place to safe place. You will miss well maintained sidewalks. You will get even more tired of beggars and street scum.
6. You will learn the statement that "Costa Rica is paradise" is paradoxical. Many gringos down here, appear to be trapped in a "living hell." If its not obvious, because they are drinking away a bad case of the shakes in the morning. You may seem in a really bad situation with their novia. You can always see it in their eyes.
Positive:
1. Lots of hot pu*sy. Everywhere!!! Girls tend to be less fat, better in bed and MUCH easier to pickup.
2. If you are the type that enjoys doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Its easy down here. You can burn a day doing ZERO and be comfortable knowing you are not missing a thing. I honestly have learned to spend one day a week DOING NOTHING, but relaxing. I never could come anywhere near this in the states.
3. You will have LOTS MORE FREE TIME. It will be time to try something different in life. Whether you decide to get into shape, quit smoking or even quit drinking, you got LOTS OF TIME for self improvement. Unfortunately, lots of gringos down here, spend more time on "self UN-improvement." I have reinvigorated several hobbies. I myself have gotten more into hiking and nature walks. I live next to some great mountain hikes , which really reinvigorates the soul.
4. STUDY AND PRACTICE SPANISH EVERYDAY. I have several books and a stack of 1,000 vocab cards. I probably know 3x as many words now, as are in the stack of 1,000. I'm past all the tenses and now work on irregular verb tenses, dichos or expressions, and my horrible accent. I can read the paper without a dictionary and understand 95%. I can watch the news without a translator (my gf) and understand 80%. I can have a conversation with someone and understand 99%, because I can ask them to repeat something slower or ask what a word means or ask for them to say something differently.
5. I can watch the sunset every day over the mountains. I never could see the sun set in Chicago, as building were in the way and if there were no buildings, there wouldn't be much to see anyway. I also can see LOTS OF STARS at night. In the Windy City, the sky was always a hazy pink color at night, which is a reflection of the city luminosity in the atmosphere.
6. I have become an early morning person. When I first moved down, I couldn't wake up earlier than 1 PM, because I probably just passed out at 6 AM. Even when its raining for days on end, there is usually some sun in the morning, until heat and humidity buildup and dump in the afternoon.
Son mis dos pesos.
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