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So what is the freakiest thing you have ever seen (or done) in the BM ?

Very Curious,

Apparition

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Interested newbie lurking and learning

Ugly, fat, bad dressed, drunk, old guys hitting on beautiful, young ladies. Freaky and disgusting!

Dildo Man

3 security guys dragging a local outside to the front of the Monkey Bar and beating him to a point of looking like he was dead. He didn't move after. Never saw anyone get beat that bad.

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Why Chicas Come to CostaRica:

"Predators gather where prey abounds"

Just curious, what did the tico do to get his ass whipped?

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Jagman
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AN EXCELLENT MONGERING EXPERIENCE: Cheap, Good, or Climax - Choose any two.

One very drunk CRT member on his way to the elevator to heaven with his novia missed the steps from the bar to the check in desk , fell flat on his face and rolled his way to the desk , security and the novia helped him back to his feet , lucky for ME , I know most of the security guys...

Bingster

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Yippieeeee !!

Last week, VB met this chica and she introduced him to her friend who turns out to be a guy! In the BM yet!
LV

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Just an old horney, fat gambler.

Drunk, laying on my back with a chica riding me and all of a sudden I was getting squirted with milk. At first it freaked me out and then I started laughing and squeezing her funbags and getting totally soaked.

Ugly, fat, bad dressed, drunk, old guys hitting on beautiful, young ladies. Freaky and disgusting!

Hey I resemble that remark!

I took a header about 5 years back off the bar stool 2nd from the hostess station which was shown in the Bar Cam. Just back to the BM from the Park Hotel and Wham I was out. Think I got a little Mickey Finned while at the Park because, believe it or not I was drinking fruit juice that trip. (does anyone remember the old days when if you walked away from your drink at the BM you would cover it with a coaster?)

When I came to it was like coming back down a long tunnel with some guy slapping my cheeks. I asked him to stop hitting me. When I finally got up, some guy on the end of the bar yells "hey I'll have what he's drinking" Laughter errupted from everywhere, all the chicas were very caring and expressed sincere compassion. I had a pyramid of shot glasses in front of me for the balance of the nights. Thanks to all...

DR & BM what a great place. But you know it used to be even a better more relaxed place.

Thanks for the memories...

Gorilla Woman!!! My first experience with monkey love

Papa Nut

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The best revenge is living the good life!

My favorite Del Rey Taxi Driver, the guy that helped me and delivered me safely on +25 missions is a Del Rey Taxi Driver. U know the DR Taxi Drivers were and I believe still are, the best friends anyone can have if you leave the boat and venture off on your own to explore the beauty and joy of CR.
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I have ridden with Manuel, a DR taxi driver to Jaco, Poas, and arenal before. Only rule was everytime you see an Imperial sigh along the way, STOP! Shat what a great trip.

He took me to a local tico bar in '98. I was feeling muy punk, with a large hangover and general long term (i think it is a blessing that CR makes you leave for 72 hours after 90 days. I could not take 90 days without a corner call:)

He said "do yuo tengo fe en mi?" Si?, he would get ,me fixed up and feeling like $1M again. I was mostly drinking fruit juice back then except for the night before...

Back then there was no real need to think problem? issue? set up? rip off pthrer than be sure to cover your drink with a coaster at the BM if you left the bar.

So my favorite taxi driver takes me from the DR and to a local Tico Bar and orders me a "Juevo De Tortuga" and guarantees me that it will make me feel way better, thank (insert your appropriate higher power here)

So the bar tender at the tico bar poors me a juevo de tortuga.

A raw turtle egg, tomato juice, lime juice (pronounced jugo de limon) and a chile pepper bien caliente. With an Imperial (agele) as a back.

Wow a red eye with a kick and an endangered species too. You should see what they do on the beach in So Fla to protect and hatch the juevos de tortuga aqui.

So I threw it back with the theme of Rocky in my ears, slammed the beer like a chugging champion and Da*n if I did not feel GREAT.

What a beverage, I was back on my game.

So that is another best of BM stories, If you need the best taxi driver in San Jose ask for Manuel at the BM. And tell him you want a Juevo de Torguga. Best hang over med and a great natural V or C sub...

"this is Manuel and I approve of this message"

D'oh !! Forgot this one , Halloween weekend trip , getting a BBBJ from novia and she decides to take a break for a minute , but Bing Jr. decided to puke and sends a stream of leche , direct hit into her left eye , last nite of trip.

Fast forward to Turkey Day weekend , novia advises me she was MIA for a week cause of " said hit " Up to room , BBBJ with one hand clutching Bing Jr and her other " covering " her eye's She declined my offer of donning my glasses

Do they sell scuba diving masks in SJO ?

Bingster

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Yippieeeee !!

This was so fun, I thought I'd revive it. Somebody's got to have new posts for this one.

jazzbocr the thread dumpster diver

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

It was worth dredging up just for this nugget of info...

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The only thing that matters is happiness in all it forms...

The freakiest thing I have ever done was leave Santas Bro as the sacrificial gringo the night El Silencioso took us on the Bataan Death March and got lost.

I was willing to let Santa die since he C*ck blocked me from the future Mrs. Spanky the night before (I think).

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Hey I did not get lost, it was just a 6 block detour .....I found it did I not..

You were the guys who wanted to walk from Monaco to Le Grillon that night, not me Thankfully there were 8 of us and we did not get rolled......