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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:38 pm 
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I belong to another forum, about immigration. Some poor foreigner is so fed up with his gringa wife that he's looking for ways to get himself deported from the US. :lol: :lol: :lol: I guess the gringa controls everything in their marriage, including the money (to buy a ticket). He posted this:

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now i want to leave the usa to go home i cant take this drama anymore but the problem is i dont have ticket what im trying to do is to get deportation so they can send me back home
so who i need to call to get that done i dont wanna call uscis i need someone to help to get deportation without going to court ?
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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:45 pm 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostPosted: Wed Apr 01, 2009 4:48 pm 
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Thats fricking hilarious.
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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 3:54 am 
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Tell him to get a job in a meatpacking plant. La Migra seems especially hot about them these days.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 03, 2009 8:00 am 
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The poor sob probably thought he'd hit the jackpot when he married the gringa and came to the states. Now reality has intruded.

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