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The Top Story of the Day.

Due to recent budget cuts, the cost of electricity, gas and oil, as
well as current market conditions and the continued decline of the world-wide economy, the Light at the End of the Tunnel has been switched off...

And the grass is Brown on the other side of the fence.....

Spanky considers having heterosexual relations!

With CUBA DAVE!!!!!

The cubs have won the world series....

Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Spokespersons for God Almighty (trademarked) announced that He is soon to introduce a new species to replace humans.

"It is not that He has lost faith in humans", explained spokesperson Fred Shyster, Esq., "but He feels He should have something waiting in case humans go morally bankrupt and declare Chapter 666.".

The new replacement model will suppsedly have both a vagina and penis and will be able to Go Phuck Itself. Thus, avoiding many of the common maladies plauging the human model.

"It is not like He made a mistake in His original design,", said Shyter, "It is more like He did not spend much time thinking on it, humans were almost an afterthought. Many human post production problems such as CR taxi drivers never having change for anything larger than a 5k colone note were never anticipated."

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The difference between a Sea Story and a Fairy Tale is that a Fairy Tale starts out 'Once Upon a Time..' and a Sea Story starts out 'This is no Shit...'

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