Livincr wrote:
I get a kick out of any mention of "Newbie"
WTF...you're 40, 50 60 70 years old and need advice on checking into a hotel
need help getting a taxi
need advice on behavior and risks from drinking too much
don't know what to do at 3-4 in the morning
can't do a conversion from dollars to colones
don't know how to say no to a street K*D or a girl of any type
don't know how to use a condom
can't manage your own money in the DR, SL mp's etc
although I think it's pathetic sometimes...the way grown men behave, I guess some advice is necessary sometimes...but pellleeeeeaaassssse...some of this hand holding is embarrassing
how did some of these poor slobs get this far?
All of the items listed are completely different than they are here in the US for most suburban locations. City's have some similar problems I'm sure.
Call for a cab here. It's metered, legit, and the driver will not take you somewhere where you are robbed or worse.
Checking into a hotel at home, no problem, Hotels actually understand what the word reservation means. There's nothing you need to know. None of them at home want you bringing hookers in.
Currency conversion is confusing when you have a few drinks in you, aren't accustomed to it, many are out to get over on you. That simply isn't an issue at home. Not to mention a woman tugging at your crank while doing simple math is a new experience for most.
Get too drunk at home, call a cab or friend. No body is going to roll you in the park. Police will not take you off for a bribe.
Anyway I think you get the point. It's not that people can't shit without help wiping, they just need to know the perils of wiping in a foreign country.
My first post, and soon my second trip. This post just struck me as ridiculous. While I could have gone the first time without the information found here on these forums, it helped me to be safe, and enjoy myself in countless ways. I am the guy in HikerTom's post. edit: WAS that guy, thanks to this place.
It really is more about prepping people who have never left the country and getting yourself in the correct mindset of the local culture. The culture shock upon arrival can not even begin to be explained before experiencing it. You can however prepare for it.