SlimJohnson wrote:
El Ciego wrote:
I think it also depends on how big your stuff is.
Some girls will offer it automatically if your weenie is teeny.

If she ain't feelin' it in the front, she'll often offer the back door.
And just exactly HOW do I know this??
I plead the Fifth here.
Hint: Learn metric conversion. Your size in centimeters always sounds more impressive than in inches.
BTW, Cujo has had his stuff in so many brown holes that he's nicknamed his d*ck "Charmin."

Just tell them it's like getting a shot at the doctors office;
All your going to feel is a little prick.

I was trying not to sound like a broken record but with all this talk about size and rear entry, I guess I'll have to throw this reminder out there again.
Even though EL C's statement somewhat holds true, don't let an ego stroke by a chica stop you from trying.
As said by me a million times before. Chicas will say a guy is too big simply to get out of anal. The monger gets an ego stroke and "just forgets about it" and the chicas don't have to do it.
It's one of the oldest tricks that still seems to be the ace in the hole for chicas. It almost always works...
P.S. El C charmin?
If I ever pull out and see a mud slide, that's grounds for a clean up and start over. If you find girls that let you freelance from one hole to another, it's not cool having a shitty tool back in their pink palace.
Cujo
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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son,
and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...
