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Gabriel comes to the lord and says;

"I have to talk to you. We have some Puerto Ricans up here who are causing problems. My horn is missing, they have Mojito sauce all over their robes, plus they are making Guayaberas from the new ones. They have Domino tables in the cafeteria, and they're wearing straw hats instead of their halos. They refuse to stop making Puerto Rican coffee on the stairs to heaven, they are setting up C*ck fights in the clouds, and some of them are even walking around with just one wing."

The Lord said; "Puerto Ricans are Puerto Ricans, Gabriel. Heaven is Home to ALL my Ch*ldren. If you want to know about real problems, call the Devil."

Gabriel calls and the Devil answers the phone, "Hello? Damn! Hold on a minute" After a short while the Devil returns to the phone, "O.K., I'm back. What can I do for you?" Gabriel replies, "I just want to know what kind of problems you are having down there with the Puerto Ricans?"

The Devil says, "Hold on again. I need to check on something." After about 5 minutes the Devil returns to the phone and says, "I'm back. Now what was the question?" Gabriel says, "I just wanted to know what kind of problems you are having down there? "The Devil then says, "Man!!! I just don't believe this.... hold on Gabriel."

This time the Devil was gone 15 minutes. The Devil returns and says to Gabriel, "I'm sorry Gabriel, I can't talk right now. Those damned Puerto Ricans have put out the fire and are trying to install air conditioning!"
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Aren't we just stinkers.....

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Respectfully,

Muff

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Amen, brother! I will meet you in Hell and will make that Phucker install central air or between you, Cujo and I will Phuck him up.

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Hit them fast, Hit them hard and NEXT!
A good chica is like a good carpenter - No wood gets wasted!!!

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Respectfully,

Muff

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Seems like you could insert "Cuban" in there depending on your audience.

Funny,

PURA VIDA!

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Livin' & Lovin' in Key Largo....oh....And the one in The Keys, too!

Maybe so. Especially with the Domino playing and the Pavas we both wear... but I don't think you guys fix Mojito the way we do.... Do you?

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Respectfully,

Muff

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Oooh.. A Cuban/Puerto Rican Pissing match!

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Nah Spank, That's hardly a match...

Vaya Puerto Rico !

Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

Damn IT Spanky... Why are you always trying to instigate others?

Apparently you NEED to get a life!

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Respectfully,

Muff

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It is so very cool to experience the varied cultures in the Caribe, Central, and South America. Eastern Europe also seems to be an opportunity. Then there is the Orient.