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PostPosted: Thu Mar 05, 2009 1:20 pm 
I can do CR without a wingman!
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Why do old men respond to young girls' ads?

Because that's what we old fuckers do. Besides that we like phucking you younger women. We like your freshness, your naivete, your girlishness, and your innocent ignorance in the ways of love.

Besides, have you ever looked at women our age? Who would want to Phuck them? I mean come on! If you were a guy, would you Phuck your wrinkly old mother? See! Didn't think so.

See honey...as women age--as you will soon see firsthand--they get set in their ways and gravity takes hold and the wrinkles don't look good and the weight keeps piling on...they just become un-fuckable.

We men however...as we age, we get more sexy, more desirable. That salt/pepper hair and those character lines around our eyes when we flash a bright smile set against a suntanned face brought about by outdoor work or play just makes us look sophisticated, charming, sexy, adorable, and handsome. In other words, we become more fuck-able.

If you haven't phucked an old Phucker, I suggest you do. You have no idea what you're missing. Meanwhile, I'm going over to CL W4M and cruise for sweet, young 20 somethings.


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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:50 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!
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:lol: Brilliant.

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PostPosted: Tue Mar 10, 2009 6:22 pm 
PHD From Del Rey University!
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I like your attitude, Whtnot! :P :P :P :P

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PostPosted: Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:19 am 
PHD From Del Rey University!
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Whtnot,
Was this "your" response to her, or was it a quote from someone else? Either way, he hit the nail on the head! :o :!:

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