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> 1.. *Cheese*

> The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a
> sentence.? Pepito? replies: Maria likes me, but cheese ugly.

> 2. *Mushroom*

> When all my family get in the car, there's not
> mushroom.

> 3. *Shoulder*

> My fren wanted 2 become a citizen but she didn't know
> how to read so I, shoulder.

> 4. * Texas *

> My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering
> where I'm at!

> 5. *Herpes*

> Me and my fren ordered pizza.? I got mine piece and she got
> herpes.

> 6. *July*

> Ju told me ju were going to tha store and July to me!?
> Julyer!

> 7. *Rectum*

> I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!

> 8. *Chicken*

> I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go
> herself.

> 9. *Wheelchair*
We only have one enchilada left, but don't worry
> wheelchair

> 10. *Chicken* *wing*

> My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.

> 11. *Harassment*

> My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her
> honey? harassment nothing to me.

> 12. *Bishop*

> My wife fell down the stair so I had to pick the bishop.

> 13. *Body wash*
I want to go to the club but no body wash my K*ds.

> 14. *Budweiser*

> That women over there has a nice body, budweiser face so
> ugly?

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Wasn't this called.. "When Puerto Ricans speak English" in the past?

Yeah Orange, you got me. I'm sure that this is old, recycled material.

In fact, it originally came out as:

"When graduates of Syracuse University speak English."

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Ouch !!!!

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Easy on the Syracuse grads...their football team is SO lousy, it affects most everything else they do.

Low blow. Do you want to compare brain pans?

I already gots me an MBA, thinkin about doctorate next fall to increase my street cred and my student loan balance.... u?

That would be my second doctorate, I'm already a HDR doctor (according to this forum, but in reality I don't know shit )

Thanks for the breaking news.

oh shit, now he's getting feisty...

should have never let pasqualoni go

100% correct about that. All the alumni who ran him out are sorry now.

To bring the thread back online. This morning one of my favoritas sends me this following message. We always write to each other in Spanish but she is trying to learn some English. I figure it will be easier to send those RFM’s to the gringos.

Message:
pliss you callmy only one moment

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A good chica is like a good carpenter - No wood gets wasted!!!

What annoys me a little is when my Tica pronounces English words that begin with the letter "s" as "es" since the letter in Spanish is prounced "ese".

For example, "estreet" "estanding" "eslippers"

Yeah Orange...that's estupid.

But then again... think how funny our Spanish sounds to them.

Brain pans: You probably win. I'll settle for being better hung, better looking, more talented and yes, more humble.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

***Circus***


Tico Waiter "I tell the gringo he can only have ONE napkin, but the Sir Cuss."

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(export version only, some restrictions may apply, some assembly required, not valid where the sun don't shine...

if you live in the states of Poverty, Darkness or anywhere outside of The Blessings of Civilization Trust, Inc...other rules may apply)

That is funny. Good one.

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essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
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