HolaB wrote:
Wait a minute!

Now, since there were so many "mad" emoticons in this post, I've got to add my rebuttal -
There was no cookie dough at the party, as HolaB is a professional and he made everything from scratch.
I don't know what type of steaks they were, but the steaks that he brought in looked like great cuts of meat.
I only used the 8" Henkel to try to get a couple of "un-cooperative" cookies off the tray.
I was accused of stealing Matt's toast from the toaster at La Amistad, but I know that I had already dropped a couple slices into the toaster, prior to the "alleged" theft! I think someone stole
MY toast !!!
And I have NEVER cock-blocked anyone!

I was somewhat polluted that night after drinking several 2-for-1's at the bar earlier that night, then continued with more of CiaoCiao's tasty (but very potent) foo-foos. But when I saw 3 cuties standing alone at the bar, just waiting for someone to "court" them, I put on my best game face, and went in for the kill! It was almost sad, as nobody was paying any attention to them. So I did what any concerned monger would do - and I pulled the trigger.
But if it makes you feel better, I don't remember much about the session with her after the party, except for the fact that - in my inebriated state of mind, I went down on her, not even realizing that I still had chewing gum in my mouth. Within about 10 minutes, she started saying "Miguelito, Miguelito... chiclet, chiclet". And that's when I realized that I had forgotten to take the gum out of my mouth. There was gum stuck to her on both sides of her coochie, and gum stuck in my mustache! Naturally I helped her remove the gum from her coochie! I still laugh every time I think about it!
Sorry fellas, but remember this - don't ever eat pu$$y while chewing gum!!!
