POSTCOUNT .........POSTSCRIPT...2009!
Good evening Postcount fans
Well Well Well! its been a while since you all got a full PP and there has been clamouring out there so yes I believe an update is due…. I'm sitting her in S FLA with all-star fellow monger GetRhythm watching the LA Lakers pummell Atlanta as I hack away at this report…tomorrow we set off to a RIO where I have a ball shaving appointment on Ipanema Beach Sat…
j/k
You may remember that the original impetus for this subject was
El Silencioso and his bald-faced shameless postcount-whoring antics during that period. At the time he was hell-bent on racing up the CRT post-count rankings with lame and abbreviated posts and I was moved to call him out on his bullshit. Well since reaching a peak of numero 7 on the list he quickly drifted back down to position 8, defeated by his nemesis
Florida and at the moment seems destined to be dominated and overwhelmed by
Spanky.
During the course of the year however, others have taken to offering up lame, meaningless, postcount-whoring posts and have shot up the charts. you see, El Silencioso you set a bad precedent for your weaker brthren...
The handles
Florida and
Spanky come to mind. Both have rocketed up the charts on the back of primarily useleless, semi-literate drivel, which, I concede, can at times be marginally funny. Nevertheless, the fact that we have three of CRT’s certified TROLLS in the top ten (
PacoLoco being the other stooge [MOE]), leaves one concerned for the future of the board.
A recent study of
Spanky’s posts revealed that 62% of them involved a homosexual reference and 74% of his most recent have included a Star Wars reference…perhaps this was because he was the butt – end of a Chewbacca costume he and a male friend would dress up in at movie theatres featuring those STAR WARS flicks…
PHOENIX RISING ACHEIVES FIRST PAGE!!!!
Yes that’s correct Postcount Fans!!! In the year 2008 the Phoenix did rise up the charts!!!! At 1687 posts yours truly has just surpassed MEGA TROLL
Berk2302 for 25th place on the all-time postcount charts!!!!
“I am honored†– PR
PR has been a quick riser. Only one other member of the 24 in front of him on the charts joined AFTER PR…and that would be
QuickBlueFox…technically also
Pacifica55 who I believe originally joined in 2007 and has been on a posting tirade ever since and should be in 10th position but he pissed off someones girlfriend Mss01a a year ago and his first 1300 posts were mysteriously deleted! Hmmmm recent posts indicate…it looks like he may loose another 1300…
BANGBANG57 aka "EL CIEGO the elder" still banging and hanging IN THERE
It is well known that
Bangbang57 has been having some medical issues but that squinty old coot is still out and about doing the pioneering research even in his ill health and reporting back to us….he was in the mid 100’s in the rankings when this whole project started and now a year later finds himself at no. 31…a good posting year for that squinty old coot!
VEGASBOB and GETRHYTHM make a ZIPPY sandwich….
It was previously reported that
VB and
GR took turns with sometimes VB on TOP with GR on the bottom and sometimes GR dominating and
VB pulling up the rear. Now it appears
ZIPPY has got in the middle of things as
GB is under the two of them and
VB riding on top. Sounds like a party doesn’t it!!!
JAZZBOCR ROOKIE OF THE YEAR
Joing less than a year ago in Apr 2008
JazzboCR finds himself tallying in tonite at #46 with an incredible 1243 posts in that short time!! But has anyone met this guy? He’s a Phiilies fan so that’s one strike against him.
ROOKIE RUNNERS_UP
Other guys who joined in 2008 and couldn’t keep their mouths shut on the board are:
Josie 727 posts
Tstef527 589 posts
Capt Cohiba 506 posts
Nhhank 390 posts since Nov
Klockman 256 posts
Not bad newbies !!!!
WHAT THE Phuck HAPPENED TO THESE MONGERS?
Some guys burst on the scene and shot a big wad…and then disappeared…WTF?
MiaEwr Dark since Oct 08
TonyTC We miss the PORN!
Prostoner No internet access in Puntarenas I guess
Casper Ghost occaisionally appears at SL
Sparkchaser69 Hiring down and out CRT VIPs at the yacht marina – PM for details
Twarag Last post May 08
Igualmente Last words…BTW she is my WIFE….
Peace out!
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