DildoMan wrote:
Wow.... That's fücked up!!!
Did you get any Identification of the cop, car plate number, etc.? We need to start reporting this kind of sh¡t to the appropiate people, including the US Embassy.
I definitely agree completely with this. In fact, I'd go a step further. Its bad enough when we allow ourselves to be shaken down for bribes when we've actually done something wrong and the mordida is relatively minor because it only encourages more and more extreme such behavior by the police. But we at least, in such cases we can write it off as a relatively small price to pay to avoid an inconvenience. What these alleged cops did goes well beyond minor to outright extortion and robbery.
1) Are you absolutely certain they were cops? I have heard of crooks using fake or stolen uniforms, though this would be the first time I'd have heard of their also using a fake car?
2) You said he "sits on the phone for a few minutes". I've never been in a tico police car and I realize they're underfunded, but would think if they could afford the car they could also afford some sort of radio device to go with it. Did this car have a radio and was the cop actually using that or was he actually using his personal cell phone? The reason I ask is because if he was using a phone there is no way you can really be sure he was calling it in to the station rather than speaking to some other accomplice.
3) You're right that the way they stamp the passports doesn't always photocopy that well. This is why you sometimes need to photocopy it several times using darker settings each time until you come out with one that is the most readable. Besides, if the stamp isn't that strong on the original and they not only know but encourage visitors to their country to only carry around photocopies of their passports because of the horrible number of instances of passport thefts that occur there, then whose fault is that? Of course, those arguments won't do you much good out on the street when you're confronted by one of these ignorant bullies and all you have is the poorly copied version that you did, but it is an argument you could have used later with his "superiors".
4) Instead of asking the guy "quietly, if there was any other way, giving him a knowing look." you should have first suggested taking you back to your hotel where you could have showed him the original (and where you wanted to go anyway). Hinting at a bribe the way you did so quickly and easily only sets you (and everyone else) as someone that can always be shaken down. OTOH, having thought that this was only going to be one of those relatively minor a nd routine 10K or 20K shakedowns, your actions to avoid any further hassles were certainly understandable.
5) Obviously, this guy had no interest in seeing your original since he clearly knew you were really legit and just wanted a shakedown. Equally clearly, he was not going for the run of the mill shakedown but wanted to do more to scare you into shelling out some big money.
WTF, why were you carrying that much money around with you out on the street at 2AM in the morning in the first place?
:!::!::!: And, for that matter, if you were so foolish to have that much money on you at that hour, why were you walking down the street instead of getting directly into a cab? 
:!::!::!: Perhaps if you told him all you had on you was 10-20K he might have settled for that.
6) Did you have that much money on you because you had been gambling and winning a lot? That would be the only "excuse" I could imagine (though it still wouldn't explain why you didn't take a cab). Being drunk and indiscreet on top of that wouldn't have helped either (not saying that applied to you in this case but it does often apply to others). If you had that type of cash on you, I suspect that you weren't just randomly targetted for this shakedown (or that others who exercise greater care need to worry so much about such extreme events happening to them).
7) I think it is also pretty clear that, after saying you "had to go down to the station for an 'investigation'" but then driving you "around for about 15 minutes, through really bad neighborhoods," and pulling you "down a side street with seedly looking people standing around", he was never really interested in taking you down to the station, only in intimidating you. I think you should have called his bluff and ASKED him to take you to the station IMMEDIATELY. That certainly would have been a LOT better than being let off where you were then.
8 ) Not that this means anything to a rogue (or possibly fake) cop, but if the purported purpose for stopping you was crime prevention (immigration crime), then letting some defenseless tourist off in an area where he was CERTAIN to get mugged or, for that matter, NOT harassing those "seedly (sic) looking people standing around" INSTEAD, that doesn't make a lot of sense.
9) He calls in SOMEWHERE again and puts you on the phone with a guy who tells you its a $500 fine but you can bribe the cop you're with for $200? That doesn't sound like any shakedown I've ever heard of (sorry, Jazzbo). Usually, the shakedown is attempted without the superiors direct knowledge UNLESS that superior is also getting a cut. Again, I don't think you actually even were talking to his station cheif.
10) Okay, so you know this is all bullshit and you knew your choices were paying the money (or some negotiated settlement amount), being let out where you'd probably be mugged, lose all the valuables you had with and possibly be seriously injured too boot, OR have them take you in. I think you should have gone for that last option and called his bluff. Maybe they'd have held you for a while further harassing you and trying to intimidate you into "voluntarily" paying some "fine", but ultimately you had done nothing wrong and paying that much for nothing only rewards bad behavior and encourages more. As likely, this wasn't really being done with the station's knowledge and consent and, if you refused to pay and insisted on either being taken to the police station or being released at some secure location, (realizing he wasn't going to be able to get anything out of you under the pretense of a fine rather than out and out robbing you himself) the cop would have complied rather than risk being reported to his superiors.
11) I realize that my advice is easy to give sitting safely at home in my chair rather than sitting in the back of some police car in some scary barrio, but at the very least you should have tried to remember badge numbers to report the incident later after you were safe. I'm sure that this is not the type of image that the SJ municipality wants projected amongst the tourist community.
Regardless of all the above, I'm still sorry to hear about your misfortune.