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Man, the crocodiles and volcanos are merciful, but messing up someone's credit life is just plain mean...


I love it!

Lelaco, where are you? The last we spoke you were about ready to leave for C.R.

Anybody seen Lelaco? Maybe he never made it down...
maybe gringa Lelaco-ette found a few crocodiles of her own?

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I agree with Green Giant. It DOES sound like a way for her to leverage a trip for her. She wouldn't go alone, and she wouldn't go on her own dime, but if you are paying and accompanying her, that's a different story. She can talk about a reconciliation with you anywhere and anytime, right? She has your number, right?

If she did some research, she just doesn't want you to have a good time. Women don't leave something for nothing. When they leave you, it is only after they have set up the next sugar daddy/love of their life/rebound boyfriend. She is not sure if she is done with you....she just doesn't want you to have a good time, or have some time where you can get out of her "hurt locker" and clear your head. Either way, you might realize you don't need her before she has sucked all the life or money out of you.

Get out of this gringa's mine field. Go on the trip alone. But make nice, and before you go, tell her, "Darling, you might not realize it, but I love you. I know you love me. But we need some time apart to realize how much we feel for each other. I want to be myself with you, but I want to be my smart self... I need some time in a different place, a chance to clear my head, put the arguments away...and when I come back, maybe you'll see THAT guy you fell in love with."

Of course, seeing THAT guy is the last thing she wants to see. THAT guy was happy.

[quote="Iguana Six"][quote="Green Giant"]"Darling, you might not realize it, but I love you. I know you love me. But we need some time apart to realize how much we feel for each other. I want to be myself with you, but I want to be my smart self... I need some time in a different place, a chance to clear my head, put the arguments away...and when I come back, maybe you'll see THAT guy you fell in love with."
/quote]

If she doesn't buy it. Tell her you been getting marriage advice without her knowledge from a preacher/counselor/book. And the advice you got is that you need to be apart in order to appreciate herself more. That if you go together at this fragile stage of the relationship, you two would only be playing handball with your shit....I mean, recycling old arguments.

Oh, and when you say it, pretend you are Bill Clinton talking to a regular person at a town hall meeting. Channel his fake sincerity. Look in her eyes, squint, bite down on your lower lip a little. Put many pauses inthe middle of the sentances. Develop a slight facial tick, to convey the sincerity.

Some moist eyes are in order, especially at the end. So don't fake the tears. Instead think of the pain you will feel when you live in a cheap apartment and have to start all over financially at the ripe old age of 54 because her lawyer and the courts have taken 50% of everything you worked hard to accumulate. And that's not all. Imagine the cold can of pork and beans you will eat for supper since the court also ordered you to pay "support payments" for three years while she "rehabilitates" herself. Imagine yourself unable to retire until you are 70, much less able to visit CR for half a decade, and you will have no problem summoning the tears while you deliver the little speech above.

Do NOT take her. Taking a gringa to Costa Rica is like taking an anchor to a water polo match. If you take her, and you do not reconcile, you will regret not having some fun before she put you back on the dating market after squeezing all the juice out of you. If you do reconcile, you will regret it becuase she has already gotten some extra curricular dick and is saving the joy she will get from telling you for the next time she is having an argumetn.

Think of the recruiting poster for the old Rhodesian Sealous Scout commandos and "BE...A....MAN (among men).

Now THAT'S funny !!!!

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Hey Iggy Six, you are aware that this thread is two years old, no? I suspect that they have worked it out by now, one way or another.

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"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

Disclaimer: The above is merely the opinion of the author unless specific scientific data is included.
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2 years old? Man, I was going to suggest taking her to Witches Rock.

Dumpster diving///

Of course I did. But the advice is for other guys who might be getting into the same situation.

...Which is the other point of Thread dumpster diving--to enlighten those joining the Board since the original Thread was started and who might not think to search for such a gut-wrenching Topic. But Brother Pac55 your point is well taken--some mention should have been made in Brother Iguana6's cogent and fall-down-funny post of the age. Some Threads age well, some don't. This did.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED