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I like a jawn with plenty of ass and some feminine fats but if she is mad outta shape, yeah, that is a turn off. Sorry, there is only room for one lazy bastard in this bed, babe.

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This is no shit, El, one day we pulled into Guayaquil on a freighter making a coast wise run along the South American Pacific side.

Up and up the river we went (almost on the equator) with small thatched huts dotting the riverbanks. It was as though we were sailing into the heart of darkness..

Anyway, speaking of the Ecuadorian girls, I told the fellows that as soon as we docked and were off watch, I was going into town and Phuck “the fattest girl” I could find.

Well, after finally tying up and with the sun to our backs, a group of swinging dick mariners made our way down the wide, dusty avenue to a large 2 story plantation type building with large verandas and cold beers.

I perused the little darlings as they went to and fro, all the time replying to my mates suggestions of “there’s a big one, Johnny” with “No, I want bigger”

Finally, in rolled a fat girl, I mean fat, a true 4 by 4 girl, 4 feet tall and 4 feet wide, weighed 4 hundred pounds, wore glasses and had 4 eyes, had 4 cheeks to spank and 4 lips to kiss…you get my drift.

2 minutes and $20 later we made our way to her suite upstairs. She excused herself for a moment and disappeared into the back bedroom and ushered out her roommate so we could have some privacy.

I started to sputter,”but, but, but that’s the one I want”

For her little darling roommate was a 6 by 6 woman, 6 feet tall and 6 feet wide, weighed 600 hundred pound, wore bifocals and had 6 eyes, etc…

“Too late, sucker” replied my 4 by 4. “Your skinny ass is mine!”

Watching myself in the wall mirror riding atop my errant choice, I looked and felt a bit like Captain Ahab, entangled in my own lines of perversion and doomed to ride to perdition the writhing whale of passion beneath me.

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My novia is 4'11" and usually around 100lbs. She got the idea that I only like "flaca" girls because that is what I request she bring me. I had to explain that my #1 choice is shorties with curves (like her) and #2 choice is little spinners.

Fatties? No phukin' way, not even if they are paying me. If I have to close my eyes and pretend she is attractive I would just as soon spank it myself!

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Have to tell you guys...she wasn't skinny... fat...or real ugly...or real cute...was inexpensive...guess because she was 37...told me she was 29 but when she whipped out her ID at the SL door I snuck a peak. Without question one of the best. After about 90 minutes of play she made me pop....jumped in the shower, washed me down...took me back to bed and told me "one more time". Just had to take her to dinner!

Who are you trying to BS P55? You like big titties and that means they are over 100 lbs. If the girl has more than 2 digits in her weight she's not a spinner. That means under 100 lbs for me.

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I would say Tatiana would be the smallest I would go.

I'm all about the booty. I don't imagine when I finally visit Rio that there will be too many ladies under 100lbs with huge bundas...


Cujo

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Jadcujo wrote:




If there is ANY hot-looking chica in CR smaller than Tatiana I would love for you to point her out to me. I cannot believe they come any smaller than her.

This is CR and as my amigo Crackerass likes to say, there is a chair for every seat in this country!

EdB

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