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TexasNVegas
 Post subject: Gringas on Craigslist
PostPosted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 3:39 pm 
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This was taken from todays Craigslist, Women seeking Males (link attached).

I left out the first 43 lines because they were all distractions.
Notice how far down she put sex and body size.

50 things about me - 29 (SW Jacksonville)

44. I am not looking for a booty call, so don't ask
45. Yes this is w4m, on craiglist, it is a given that I am fat.

http://jacksonville.craigslist.org/w4m/974276474.html

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ha, i have to say that if i were in jacksonville i would probably at least call and bullshit with her, it's a funny ad.
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19. I wont like your pretentious cat.

Dam!

If it weren't for that Circus could score with her but his cat shit ass would mess it up. :lol: :lol:

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Just go to Ashly Maddison
They toot there horn about having an affair when you are not happy in a relationship I can see why the girls are not happy

Hi my name is Upfor fun69 I am 5'2 370lbs and enjoy Mcdonalds
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Nhhank wrote:
Hi my name is Upfor fun69 I am 5'2 370lbs and enjoy Mcdonalds


You need to look on the positive here. She is a cheap date man. Value menu and jumbo size it you are getting laid man.

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lmao im only an hour from Jax..wonder if she takes visa??
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But Spanky I hate McDonalds If only she liked Taco Bell
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Nhhank wrote:
But Spanky I hate McDonalds If only she liked Taco Bell


That bitch not thinking of your needs!

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The Brothers who like'm big on the "How Big will You Go" thread need to get with this lass--If your idea of a dreamboat is the Battleship New Jersey, she's the one. And hey, she'll leave your Imperial alone AND wants you to watch--such a deal!

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I wouldn't date her, but her add was creative and genuine.

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I was at a country bar once and none of the good looking ladies would dance with me because i was a stranger. I just looked around the bar and picked out a gal that looked like a 1955 Pontiac station wagon. When she smiled it looked like part of the grill was missing.
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