Friday Jokes

Phoenix Rising · **Posted:** Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:24 am

Ciaociao32001 wrote:

PR,

I am truly hurt that you haven't been following my post on the fluctuating Brazilian Real. Had you been following the thread, you would have seen that Paco beat you to the punch!

https://costaricaticas.com/phpBB2/viewto ... 5&start=15

Ciaociao

PHUCK!

Hate when that happens! I've been so busy over here in Smack Talk trying to rein in these trolls! :shock:

And reading about RIO only gets me depressed

...anyway OK try this:

A blonde wanted to sell her car, but couldn't find any buyers. She called her friend for advice, and her friend asked her how many miles she had on her car.
"235,000 miles." Her friend told her that was the problem. But the blonde's friend told her that her brother is a mechanic and could put back the miles to whatever she wanted. So the blonde went to the mechanic and told him to put the miles at 40,000. Two days later the blond's friend asked her if she sold the car since her brother dropped the miles. The blonde told her, "Why would I sell the car? There are only 40,000 miles on it!"

Ciaociao32001 · **Joined:** Tue Jan 03, 2006 3:26 am **Posts:** 1735

Phoenix Rising wrote:

PHUCK!

Hate when that happens! I've been so busy over here in Smack Talk trying to rein in these trolls! :shock:

Without much success, I might add. :wink:

You have your work cut out for you.

Ciaociao

Nhhank · **Joined:** Mon Nov 10, 2008 2:32 pm **Posts:** 3399

Three guys are braging about who is the best lover
The first an Italian say's whn I make love to my woman I sprinkile rose pedals all over her body and blow them off one by one and when she cums she comes an inch off the bed
the second a frenchman says when I make love to my woman I drizzle fine french wine all over her and lick it off drop by drop and when she comes she come a foot off the bed
The third guy an Aussie says that's nothing mates when I get done F ..ing my woman I wipe my dick off on the curtains and she hits the roof

Phoenix Rising · **Posted:** Fri Dec 19, 2008 12:07 am

The four Goldberg brothers, Lowell, Norman, Hiram, and Max, invented and developed the first automobile air-conditioner. On July 17, 1946, the temperature in Detroit was 97 degrees.

The four brothers walked into old man Henry Ford's office and sweet-talked his secretary into telling him that four gentlemen were there with the most exciting innovation in the auto industry since the electric starter.

Henry was curious and invited them into his office. They refused and instead asked that he come out to the parking lot to their car.

They persuaded him to get into the car, which was about 130 degrees, turned on the air conditioner, and cooled the car off immediately.

The old man got very excited and invited them back to the office, where he offered them $3 million for the patent.

The brothers refused, saying they would settle for $2 million, but they wanted the recognition by having a label, "The Goldberg Air-Conditioner," on the dashboard of each car in which it was installed.

Now old man Ford was very anti-Semitic, and there was no way he was going to put the Goldberg's name on two million Fords.

They haggled back and forth for about two hours, and finally agreed on $4 million and that just their first names would be shown.

And so to this day, all Ford air conditioners show Lo, Norm, Hi, and Max on the controls.

So, now you know.

LocoHombre · **Posted:** Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:14 am

PR, you want a joke :?:

look at yourself naked in the mirror :lol:

Spanky · **Posted:** Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:02 am

Squidface wrote:

:D PR, you want a joke :?:

look at yourself naked in the mirror :lol:

Zing!

PacoLoco · **Posted:** Fri Dec 19, 2008 9:29 am

Squidface wrote:

:D PR, you want a joke :?:

look at yourself naked in the mirror :lol:

He will email you naked pics of himself if you want to enjoy the joke too :!:

Phoenix Rising · **Posted:** Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:22 am

Squidface wrote:

:D PR, you want a joke :?:

look at yourself naked in the mirror :lol:

Truth be told, I have let myself go a little the last few months...more a tragedy than a comedy... :oops:

But thanks for pointing it out, friend...we all can't be as dapper and dashing as SQUIDFACE. :roll:

PacoLoco wrote:

Squidface wrote:

:D PR, you want a joke :?:

look at yourself naked in the mirror :lol:

He will email you naked pics of himself if you want to enjoy the joke too :!:

Just specify: Shaven or unshaven

Better yet, I can send video of a better looking guy... :shock:

Spanky · **Posted:** Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:33 am

Phoenix Rising wrote:

Better yet, I can send video of a better looking guy... :shock:

Worst part is you aren't lying. :shock:

Mucho Gusto · **Posted:** Fri Dec 19, 2008 11:43 am

Hold on fella's. I just so happen to have a great pic of PR, getting a nice weenie-wash on the bow of a boat, taken just a couple weeks ago! And he looks pretty dapper! I'll sell it to the highest bidder !!!!