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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 11:27 pm 
Masters Degree in Mongering!

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We don't have to make this all that complicated. There is one true reason why we get to find those latina hotties and screw em. There is one real reason....she wants DINERO. And there is one thing WE want....SEXO.

When she licks her lips and makes air kisses...what does it mean? DINERO

When we first walk into the BM and see all that hot jiggling chica flesh....what are we thinking? SEXO!

When she whispers "mi amor" in your year....asks you where you are from and where you are staying....what does she want? DINERO!

When we agree to buy her a drink, or take her to dinner, what do we really want? SEXO

When she agrees to go with you and orders the most expensive thing on the menu even if she is not hungry, what is she thinking? DINERO!

When we start the interview process and weed out the bad ones and look for that one with the perfect look and attitude, what are we thinking? SEXO

When she grabs your arm....your leg....or your dick and says "vamos" what does she really mean? DINERO

As we take her into the elevator and move in for the elevator hug and makeout session, what is that all about? SEXO

When she gets in the room, and asks if she can use the bathroom and comes out in only a towell....what does that mean? DINERO

When we light the candles, turn on the magic CD, and place a nice regallo on the bed as a starter....what is that all about? SEXO

When she jumps on the bed and pulls you into an embrace and goes in for the DFK....what does she really want? DINERO

When you go downtown for a little midnight snack, what do you really want? SEXO

When she goes in for the BBBJ that makes your toes curl and eyeballs quiver....what does she really want? DINERO

When you finally get on the condom and plow the lower 40 what is that all about? SEXO

When she cuddles up and spends all night in your arms....what is that all about? DINERO

When you ask her for her number so you can call her again....what is that all about? SEXO

When it's finally time to say goodbye....what does she finally get? DINERO

When the door closes...and you go in and brush your teeth, and check your wallet and head back over to the land of milk and honeys....what is it that you really want? SEXO

When you walk into the bar and see her sitting there and she gives you a quick smile, and you give her a wink..and then you see her leave with another guy...what does she really want? DINERO.

It's as simple as two words....DINERO and SEXO. It is the tie that binds us....the glue that holds us together....the squeaky wheel and the grease....

It's always been that way....and it always will be.

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PostPosted: Fri Nov 05, 2004 11:42 pm 
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Ahh yes, 8)
Capitalism at it's finest, simple economics 101, the way it should be everywhere, a simple transaction, a free exchange of dinero para sexo without all the trouble, work, money, time, games, problems, headaches and complications of Gringaland.

For something so simple Astro- YOU SURE COMPLICATE THE HELL OUT OF IT! :lol:

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PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 11:24 am 
I can do CR without a wingman!

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talk about a wake up call for me. I thought it was all about love and me givng her money was just a way to show how much I love her and her giving me sexul pleasure was because she loved me.

I can't believe it could be like this, as soon as I'm done with this post, I'm gonna confront her about it. Hum, and her, and her and the other one


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 11:51 am 
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Astro!
You're jaded! What happened to the lovestruck, hopeless romantic we all grew to love?


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PostPosted: Sat Nov 06, 2004 2:41 pm 
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Gringostar....no no....I am still a hopeless romantic. But I think it helps to keep your feet firmly on the ground....while our head is spinning in the clouds. I love em to death....but I fight the battle to NOT fall in love with them. That is why I keep reminding myself of that little phrase.

I think if you decide to expand your relationship as I have done a number of times, you damn well better keep your head on straight. If I start for one second to think that that she really wants ME....that she really does love ME....I am in deep deep shit. I have to keep reminding myself....NOOOOOO it is all about the dinero.

I am having daily phone chats with the sweetest little hottie I have ever found anywhere in the world. A few times I have caught myself slipping deeper into that burning ring of fire. Then I slap myself and realize...what she really wants is dinero.. Of course what I really want is sexo with a hot little spinner latina babe that rocks my world. What she wants is no worse than what I want. But I have to keep reminding myself, or I am afraid I am going to lose it.

Excuse me, my phone is ringing. What does she want? DINERO!

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 1:11 am 
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Good post Astro!

I just got back from Thailand and within one week's time, had 3 GFEs. Loved each of them in everyway but with my mental focus that they are super good at their trade, I had to get REAL each time. They are with you for the dinero.

But, as I am writing this, the heavenly experience is overwelming and I feel that they truly loved me. I am now reciting my motto, over and over again.

Lovem and Leavem, Lovem and Leavem, ........

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PostPosted: Tue Nov 09, 2004 11:34 pm 
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4 Reel....welcome back mi amigo. Is the GFE thing easier to find over there than in CR?

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PostPosted: Wed Nov 10, 2004 1:33 am 
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I would definitely say that Thailand is full of GFEs. I saw Monger after Monger with young girls at restaurants, bars, the cinema and walking hand in hand on the sidewalks in both Bangkok and Pataya. Just in Pataya alone, they say there are 30,000 prostitutes available. They come in from different parts of the country and other countries to earn money to support families. Most speak some English too. My best GFE spoke very good English so obviously had a better time with her.

There are hundreds of beer bars where there are about 5 available girls at each bar plus not counting hundreds of Go Go clubs with available girls. My warm and friendly GFEs were $36 per day plus entertainment expenses or maybe an average total of $60 per day. Hotels and meals are cheap in the off season. 3-4 star hotels: $18 - $25, meals for 2: $5 - 10.

I recommend the 2 cities and stay for at least 10 days to offset the 11 hour time difference and the $700 - $1000 airfare. Phucket is another city, much farther south that is supposed to be equivalent to Pataya.

The only problem I had was the 90 degree heat in the afternoon but evenings and mornings where ok. So, you sleep in the afternoon and Monger all night.

I hope to have a brief trip report posted soon.

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