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On my last trip opportunities were missed because I could not say key phrases. One thing no chica could understand was that I wanted more than one pop. I asked many this question and they did not get it. Also, I gotta ask how do say 'anal' in spanish? 2 hours is Dos houras?

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"Jadcujo"

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lol...nice

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Dos veces = two times (KYAYro SEXo dose VAY-says)

culito = anal (kooLEEtoe)?

There are other ways to phrase it. Expect to pay extra for 2 times, and for anal if they will do it at all.

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Zing

Actually that's not bad I.D.


Cujo

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I would second Bilko's suggestion. And while it's not perfect Spanish (sorry Jadcujo), I would also add "Dos Leches". I use it and they always understand.

wtf, 5 emoticons from ID, and a funny line to boot

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"Que es incluido?" - What is included?

"Dos orgasmos incluido?" - 2 orgasms included?

jajajajajajaja

Thanks everybody, by the way, how do you say "I want to ream all three orifices of your steaming hot young body till the sun rises".

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The shortest easiest and least misunderstood way would be to say "Dos Cien". But there are better ways. But if you're in a pinch and don't speak better Spanish, this will do LOL

Junky,

This will probably work..........

Quiero coger los tres orificios de vapor caliente de su cuerpo joven hasta el sol se levanta

3P

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I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

That sounds terribly "mechanical".


She will get the idea of what you mean, but it doesn't sound to enticing.

This is a decent example of why I encourage to learn. Now, if all girls at DR spoke perfect english, would you go up to her and ask her so mechanically like that?

Of course not, you'd flirt, charm, and joke your way into her ass in a more convincing way instead of putting her on the spot 45 seconds after you meet.

It's just simple human realtions. Think about it, that's all I'm saying.


Cujo

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Hey Jad,

You are absolutely, positively correct. Many,, if not most ladies would not enjoy being asked in that manner. But, he didn't ask for a better or more polite way to say it, he asked specifically how DO you say it. I wouldn't do it that way either, but maybe he would. I am much more polite in my conversations with the ladies and, as I have found in 99% of the cases, it works and puts them much more at ease. The old honey not vinegar applies here.

3P

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Being 'over the hill' is damn sure better than being under it!
I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

I am by no means an expert, but here are three easy to remember phrases that get the job done for me:

Beso (kiss on the lips, add "lengueta" for tongue, but not really necessary)

Beso bajo (eat her snatch)

Beso negro (rim her arse, or she does yours, or both!)

Every Spanish-speaking chica in the world understands these phrases, and based on the reactions I have seen, they do not appear to be quite as crude as some of the other phrases one might use. For example, in the U.S. you're generally better off to as a chick to "rim" you rather than to "tongue Phuck your asshole."

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You mean I have to cajole, flirt AND donate cien? At HDR, as a matter of fact I have just looked at a very nice chica walking past and the first word out of my mouth was "80?"

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