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As most of you know, my mind works in strange ways. I am totally shocked and blown away by how many mongers have GFs. Why not
have a little wedding chapel in the Del Rey?


1. Great Image.... Does the bride wear white? Imagine the bridesmaid's
outfits purchased at Putas o Us.

2. Does the guest list include the numerous mongers that have been
previous clients?

3. Does the groom get to select how many of the bridemaids he can
include in their first after marriage sex session?

4. Will the band be the gut bucket guy, banjo guy, whistle guy and the
other local musical talent?

5. Will the bride and groom accept less than a cien for bridal gifts?

After the birth of the first Ch*ld...the bogus cigar guys can offer a new line of stogies with a band that says..." I Think It's A Gringo".

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Realmark..

Nice thought and very realistic.

Best Man ... Blood Pressure Guy

Groom wedding party.. Hugo Boss, Tuba Guy (if still alive and well)
Jorge from the Presidente, Nelson from the Presidente

In charge of Wedding Planning.. Maria and Wendy from the Presidente

I can picture the groom helping her and encouraging her to keep up with her e-mail fund raising.

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Why Chicas Come to CostaRica:

"Predators gather where prey abounds"

Speaking of the BP Guys'...I now tell that I am in a Hospice Program and am only in CR to live out my last days.

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Vegas Bob to provide Pre Marital counseling to all the gringos

Lucy to provide Pre Marital counseling for the chicas

Willysp PhillyRookie, Joe1015, Paco Loco, Flander, Dino and Mr. Coitus to set up all the bachelor parties. Only difference is that the bride provides all the entertainment.

Latinoheat could counsel the groom on monogamy.

Fr. Lust could perform the ceremony.

Showerhead could be in charge of the bridal shower.

Gift registry at Western Union, Condoms R Us and Victorias Secret.

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KC; I have only been to the BM once, and your material is so dead-on funny. You nailed that one.
I am wondering who could afford to marry a puta who works a lot. If she can command a cien for an hour. would she give you a per-hour break on the theoretical 20 years you would be married to her?

I guess the most buring question in my mind is this: If you marry the puta, is it then okay to use the "tu" form with her instead of the "usted?"
Pinellasguy (Or as Firedude calls me after a couple of drinks "Vanilla Sky")

Good post King Costa and I would gladly work on the bachelor party.

Of course I could see throwing condoms instead of rice. The bride would have a bottle of lub instead of flowers.

The procession would have to weave through the gauntlet.

I can see the happy couple at the rail the bride with the back of the dress conveniently raised allowing the guys in the audience to go a round before the ceremony was complete and the final “I DO” is said.

Instead of a dollar dance there would be a 1,000 colonies blow job line up with the bride and all brides’ maids.

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Some Funny STUFF HERE>.. Personally The Gut Bucket Guy as the Band is the funniest thing in the whole thread... Can't just picture him punching out Daddy's Little Girl...... On the Gut Bucket.... OH MY THATS FUNNY!

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Pinellasguy...

Glad you enjoyed the post. I have always believed it is a lot cheaper to pay as you go. We always pay, it just depends what installment plan you decide to take.


Willysp.. Glad you are willing to help out hear with you other friends.
I have a question for you. When the bride and groom walk through the gauntlet, do the chicas get to grab the grooms dick when they pass?

I like your idea of the lube instead of flowers, but I think it would be a lot more appropriate with a large vibrator instead.

Well King Costa I would like to say that the chica's could grab the groom, but at this point I am sure his bride to be would have it off limits to anyone but herself. As I am sure the bride would never go with another guy. It's only fair that the groom be a one woman man.

As for the vibrator how about a combo deal as they go together anyway. One large vibrator with the several small bottles of lube tied with ribbons around the base of the vibrator.

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Willysp

You are a hopeless romantic with the vibrator bouquet

That's a good one! I was thinking of that myself, but you beat me to it.

Lucy has mentored many chicas at the BM. Many chicas have told me
that they were 'advised' by Lucy when they first started their
illustrious careers at the BM. Some of the chicas call her 'Exotica'.
I'd be curious to know what she looked like 20 years ago. Come-on you
old-time mongers...don't tell me you mongered 20 years ago in CR and
did not see Lucy! What did she look like back then?

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You may very well be able to get Lucy to councel the chicas because she is no longer allowed in the BM. I am not sure of why but she has not be there for well over a month. Given her age and physical appearance,she could probably use the work. I may have to respectfully decline the position of counceling the mongers because they don't seem to listen anyways.
I have an idea that may warrant some discussion. When a person leaves a job for another posiion,he is often made to sign a non-compete clause. How about if we at CRT make our members sign a non-relationship clause as a condition of membership. We could set up some enforcement conditions for violations that are somewhere between castration and losing your 10% discount for the chicken palmisean at Costa del Sol depending on the severity of the violation.