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VegasBob
 Post subject: More on BJs
PostPosted: Thu Nov 04, 2004 4:35 pm 
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You have just finished a nice BBBJTC and the chica hurrys into your bathroom with a mouthful and handsfull of your leche
Do you

1. Apologise for making a mess
2. Thank her for not getting any on your bed
3.Feel guilty
4.Ask her to be careful where she spits
5.Hand her a towel
6.Ask her to wash carefully before using towel
7.Attempt to DFK her to show how you really feel about her
8.Immediately call for a taxi (if you live in a house or apt)
9. Neatly gather her clothes and place them near the door (If you are staying in a hotel)
10.Express your undying love for her and promise to stay in e-mail contact and send her whatever cash she needs because after this experience she could NEVER go back to being a puta at the Del Rey (Current events consideration)
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Tell her to go to Rm #317 and kiss PacoLoco. :lol: I also tell her if she sees a guy in the elevator on the way up to #317 with shaggy hair and it looks like he just got out of the shower (hint) and he offers you 20 minutes..... DFK him too. :twisted:
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11) No propina because she didn't swallow as promised.

Latinoheat, why don't you go get some work done- does your boss know you screw off on the internet all day? You never make it to her mouth do you? :lol:

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You never make it to her mouth do you?


No, but I try.. :twisted:
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I would tell her not to worry as I was born sterile and she cannot get pregnant if she swallows.

LatinoHeat....you wouldn't make it up there as you would be handing her a towel form the prez to spit into and not your good stash. :oops:

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I play dumb and act like nothing happened. Who knows, maybe fool's luck strikes and she does it again :twisted:
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12. Tell her to put some on her face-it's good for her complexion.

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13. Say Opps :shock: and Grab a Glass and have her make a Cocktail to Celebrate the Cumming of the Lord “Oh God”

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Offer to hold her nose and stroke her adams apple until she swallows it all

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Hey,
I just DFK her and swallow it myself.
I like to recycle. And I am a lesbiana
I am Nucknfutz

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Nucknfutz where is your trip report? :P

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Man,
I returned and had 14 jobs waiting for me :x
It's been nukcnfuts around here.
This weekend it will be done.
Damn it was great meeting all you guy's

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Yo Grim Reaper...I definitely think you should go with #10:
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10.Express your undying love for her and promise to stay in e-mail contact and send her whatever cash she needs because after this experience she could NEVER go back to being a puta at the Del Rey (Current events consideration)


Nucknfutz wrote:
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I like to recycle. And I am a lesbiana


After seeing your "coming out" party saturday night, Halloween eve, I have no doubts in my mind that you are a lesbian.....Ms. RUSTY AMOROSA. :? :shock: :oops: :oops:

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Nucknfuts

You should be able to finish those 14 jobs AND get your trip report in by Saturday as you are.........NucknFuts!!!!

Can't wait to read your report :shock:

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Nucknfuts wrote:
Man,
I returned and had 14 jobs waiting for me :x
It's been nukcnfuts around here.
This weekend it will be done.
Damn it was great meeting all you guy's


Damn.... that is a lot of turds. :lol:
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