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Some of us DO NOT have daughters and ONLY want to hear about the "service report"

And some of us are now just devilishly intrigued at the possibilities for razzing those with "old fashioned attitudes".

Let's get on with it. What happened

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Disclaimer: I am a DOG/MONGER. I am probably IMAGINING that this hot babe likes me.

OK. This is all 100% true, I don't have time to bullshit around.

I live in Miami. The girl's name is Brenda. 18, Cuban-American, senior in high school, cheerleader-type. 5'4" about 110 lbs. 38 - 24 - 36. Brown hair, brown eyes, olive skin. Hair is wavy, to the mid-back. Face like Natalie Wood in West Side Story.

I would not be contemplating this if the woman was not: 1. a true vixen goddess, and 2. perpetually staring at me and smiling with a million-dollar smile and CFM eyes.

I am not vain, but I'm 6'2" with all my hair, slim and somewhat tan. Lookswise, not very exciting (25 years ago they said I looked like Starsky).

I met Brenda in the hallway because she was visiting my elderly neighbor. She said "What cute K*ds you have". I said "Do you babysit?" She said "Sure, here's my number". (Not that fast, that's the condensed version).

She babysat one time and that's when she showed up in the short shorts and tight t-shirt. I tried to shake her hand at the door, but she pulls me in for the cheek-peck. This is the 2nd time I ever saw her!

So I'm telling her about the bath time, the snacks, the bed time, and the homework, and all the while I don't think she's listening because she is just grinning at me and checking me out (again, my monger imagination).

So I leave, I come back, I pay her, and she leaves. No kiss, but still the grinning and the dreamy looks (in my own mind of course).

She's babysitting on Sunday so I can go to the Dolphins game. The photo thing is a little risky. Making a move on her is not considered good behavior. Posting photos is worse.

NOTE: So far, the best advise is from EsposodeBarbie - just go to CR and get an 18 yo with no risk and no problems!

My take: She is legal. If the right moment presents itself, I have to try.

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- Steely Dan

Go back, Jack .... Do it again.

If she's legal and hot and attracted to you...hit it! Not sure if taking advice from me is the best idea, I have a hard time controlling myself in situations like that. I would test her though, throw a line out there, see if she grabs it.

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Tudo bem!

Pound it till it squeals! Just don't offer cein.

If she is hot and legal and you feel certain you can get away with it, hit it, or,your queer.
This has got to be a man law on the books somewhere.

Dam right you have to try!

I am soo lucky I don't have a hott and slutty teenaged daughter. That would be my worst nightmare, the ultimate payback. I've got enough problems. Talk about Karma geez.

. . . . . Bingo . . . . .

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- Steely Dan

Go back, Jack .... Do it again.

Being the slut that I am I would probably try to tap that, BUT, there is another reason why we travel to have sex with hot, young women besides the obvious:

We can get on a plane and leave it all behind if it turns out bad!

Sure she's young and hot but at the end of the day it's just pu*sy. These situations usually turn out bad in the long run. Is a piece of tail worth all of the possible negative ramifications?
Think about it.

SD
What happened?

The problem with fantacys are, you never have a flat tire in them. Sounds to me that this girl has Daddy issues if she is attracted to a 50 y.o. man. Either way you would have to consider how things would be the next day, either tapp'n it or going down in flames. Take a picture of her, stick it on the forehead of a chica and call the name of the sitter

Untill then, rub'n one out untill you can get back to CR is good advice.


PB

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Phucking KGB is always following me.

Go ahead and run with scissors, I don't care!

maybe she has a sty in her eye and she just cannot focus correctly...

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