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Looking for honest opinions. Just curious on how many guys can remember the number of lame sessions they've had. I don't need a story behind it if you want to remain anonymous, I'm more interested in the accuracy of the poll.

I know quality of session can be relative as we all are different in what makes us happy. Maybe just count the sessions you thought to yourself;

_ That kind of sucked and was mechanical, what a bitch.

_ She wasn't worth $50 let alone cien

_ I can't believe I nutted in 15 minutes and now she's gone



If any of those apply, what was the frequency?


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

This, of course, will depend on how much time you have spent in CR. I have spent two months a year there for the past four years. I checked off 10 plus bad sessions. Over a one month stay, I will average prabably three bad sessions.......usually it has to do with poor attitude, more than anything else.

Zebra

Srlim- well I was at least witness to one of your sessions that I don't think you would consider a bust. Yea, getting 2 girls to act right is really tough. Again, it comes down to being able to talk to them and find out what's up. Shit, I even let them know I won't be ripping off a thousand condoms and putting new ones on everytime I was to switch a hole. Unless they are both %100 down, they know to not even bother. Otherwise it's all good...

Keep doing what you do amigo . And like I said when we met, continue working on your Spanish. Your face is familiar enough down there now that adding the language will go a long way of completely elliminating bad sessions.

Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

After 3 and a half (plus) years living here, my lame sessions definitely number more than 10. I think it's more valid to ask what percentage of providers were lame, rather than a total number. I would say 10 to 25% have been poor for various reasons. Most range from barely acceptable to pretty good. At the other end of the scale, 10 or 20% are unusually good. The bad sessions are usually due to bad attitude, apathetic, hurried, or obviously fake. Once in a while it's been too much to drink (on her part) or just plain cluelessness about about how to have sex.

Even with years of experience I make mistakes. I recently picked a very pretty chica out at the Molino Rojo who didn't do ANY bj, covered or otherwise. I told her she needed another line of work, but she's still there. Oh well.

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"The only normal people are those you don't know very well." Joe Ancis

Anytime man. You met me and know how I roll, so I got your back

Btw, excellent comment. I think if you meet the right guys it can change your experience in CR. Don't leave all that up to the ladies. Next time I'll talk to a few chicas and hook up some real good shit. And trust, no silliness will come from that with me around. Let's get you a real 3-way....

Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

I agree with Bilko that percentage rather than total number might be a better indicator.

One ting I have happily noticed is that my percentage of "bad" sessions drops with each successive trip. Whereas my first few encounters were pretty bad, my most recent trip had only two lukewarm, not bad sessions out of 14 in 9 nights.

And hey, any time I can get with a decent looking chica half my age naked, for less than the cost of a couple lap dances and drinks at my local strip club, it can't be all that bad! I'm kind of a glass-half-full kind of guy anyway.

Bad sessions: 2 very bad due to cellular telephone abuse. 1 really bad psychotic. 3 "caretakers for the blind," who couldn't get past my blindness in a darkened room. 3 boring performers. 2 clock-watchers. In six trips, that's about the extent of it.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Did you leave out the "partridge in a pear tree" on purpose or do you just not want to talk about it?

Berk....

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FRUITCAKE... and you thought it was something you eat! Not on CRT!

The easy and quick answer - a lot more (regretably) than I've had in other places I've mongered (i.e., Rio, Medellin, Sosua) - both quantatively and percentage-wise...

But Tijuana definitely has some potential to equal C.R. in that department...

There you go again....

I have this neighbor who drives a very nice Mercedes. He also owns a couple other, less-expensive cars. He drives the other cars more than the Mercedes, but bitches constantly that they're not as nice as his Benzo. This is GR. He constantly bitches about C.R. not being as good as Mecca and/or Nirvana...but he keeps visiting and playing in C.R. Wonder why?

GR....get thee to Rio/Medellin/Sosua/Moldova.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Once you've been to Rio all CR sessions are lame.

Oops one of the emoticon police says I forgot appropriate emoticon- there wink added, hopefully now a disasterous flame war will be averted.

Well, if you must know, now it's just to shoot porn. Actually makes for better sessions too...

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

I'm glad somebody explained that to me. Now I can put things in perspective. All the sessions I thought were fantastic were actually shit. I am going to go back over my memories and try to correct my erroneous recollections.

I do wonder why all the Rio boosters post here, though. Aren't they afraid that we poor CR mongers will invade their paradise and ruin it for them? I guess they are just altruists, wanting all of us to come share in the promised land. It's certainly not a 'I'm smarter than you are, neener neener' thing. Being the wonderful brotherhood of enlightened hobbyists, that would never happen.

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"The only normal people are those you don't know very well." Joe Ancis

Interesting numbers so far. Lets keep this on track.


Cujo

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"Pain is the fuel that fans the flames of my pyre. A battle plan is only as good as the general carrying it out on the field. This is my war son, and I have the biggest bombs and the smallest conscience"...

I guess I am lucky to be in the 1-10 poor sessions total crowd, even though I have spent nearly a year in San Jose (total trips in two years). I owe that low number to several factors, including the ability to walk away if it is just not happening that night (many more nights to come), getting recommendations from other good performers, a reputation for not taking crap and at least a little ability to read women.

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"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

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