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 Post subject: Amusing email.....
PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 2:52 pm 
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Oh boy....this is a good one (the one before this one noted she was in Columbia......I simply responded the dates I would be in San Jose (I rather suspect she's in San Jose....):

"a tu siempre cn tus cosas nunca puedes dar una respuesta bien , estas en san jose a bueno eso fue lo que entendi , osea que no puedes enviarme el tiuete de ida y regreso bueno eso yo lo sabia tusiempre con tus cosas raras , pero bueo si me quieres ayudar enviame dinero tu me das la mitd del tiquetey yo coloco el resto del dinero el tiquete cuesta 700 dolares ida y regreso osea quetu me das porla westwr wuinor 350 y yo coloco el resto ok."

At least she's lowered the request from a 60" HDTV (plasma no less)!!!; as well as the $500@week needed to survive......maybe I'm making progress!!! :lol: :lol:

I am such a bum....

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Does she have a typing impediment, or a stutter or something? Or is she just dumb? I think there are more misspelled words than correct ones.

Tell her that you changed your plans and are coming to Colombia to see HER. That should be a good reply. :lol: :lol:


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I think, actually, she's pretty smart.....albeit under the "control" of a Mamasan when in San Jose.

She is very safe.....you know....as well....and I like that.....however, she also noted she has a real boyfriend....but who knows truth from fiction? Not I! I just know I had a good time......several of them.....she just needs some good training......

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 8:34 pm 
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Steven1 wrote:
Oh boy....this is a good one (the one before this one noted she was in Columbia......I simply responded the dates I would be in San Jose (I rather suspect she's in San Jose....):

"a tu siempre cn tus cosas nunca puedes dar una respuesta bien , estas en san jose a bueno eso fue lo que entendi , osea que no puedes enviarme el tiuete de ida y regreso bueno eso yo lo sabia tusiempre con tus cosas raras , pero bueo si me quieres ayudar enviame dinero tu me das la mitd del tiquetey yo coloco el resto del dinero el tiquete cuesta 700 dolares ida y regreso osea quetu me das porla westwr wuinor 350 y yo coloco el resto ok."

At least she's lowered the request from a 60" HDTV (plasma no less)!!!; as well as the $500@week needed to survive......maybe I'm making progress!!! :lol: :lol:

I am such a bum....

You/We could avoid all those requests by not giving them any contact information. I speak Spanish and by reading that message I can't understand what a gringo could win by keeping in touch with those ladies. The only thing those gals are good for needs very close proximity.
By giving them contact information, you're implaying that you're are desperate for attention and willing to pay for it.
Just my 2 colones!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 9:01 pm 
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How do guys get mixed up in things like this? I have favorites in CR and gave my number to one girl and she blew it up for weeks. Never a RFM but I'm like, I'll just see you whenever I visit. She's called since and I just haven't picked up. So in a few weeks when I'm down there I'll just tell her I was busy (as if I give a shit) and I'm sure she'll be fine.

That was the last time I ever gave any info out.

And Orange is right, where did she go to school, Mississippi or something?



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ah, you boys are being hard on the little thing. gotta give her credit for working the odds. even if she only gets money for every 1 out of 100 guys she sends this BS to, she's miles ahead.

It's like CIEN.....right?! You gotta pay to play.....NOT!

Why give her an address? For amusement. You really don't think I gave an email address I give a hoot about do you? I just get a kick out of seeing the fu**ed up stories these little shrews can come up with; better yet....that some actually respond to them with cash payments! These stories CEMENT my mindset about the place; the "hobby"; and underscore what it's really for.....who can work the best hustle. It isn't about "game" or how you roll.....it's how well you hustle....and I ain't referring to the old dance, either. I don't get hustled....I hustle....and I don't pay CIEN...EVER. Neither should anyone else. EVER. Not in San Jose Costa Rica. EVER.

What's wrong with Mississippi schools, by the way?!

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PostPosted: Thu Aug 07, 2008 11:43 pm 
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Gypsy wrote:
Steven1 wrote:
Oh boy....this is a good one (the one before this one noted she was in Columbia......I simply responded the dates I would be in San Jose (I rather suspect she's in San Jose....):

"a tu siempre cn tus cosas nunca puedes dar una respuesta bien , estas en san jose a bueno eso fue lo que entendi , osea que no puedes enviarme el tiuete de ida y regreso bueno eso yo lo sabia tusiempre con tus cosas raras , pero bueo si me quieres ayudar enviame dinero tu me das la mitd del tiquetey yo coloco el resto del dinero el tiquete cuesta 700 dolares ida y regreso osea quetu me das porla westwr wuinor 350 y yo coloco el resto ok."

At least she's lowered the request from a 60" HDTV (plasma no less)!!!; as well as the $500@week needed to survive......maybe I'm making progress!!! :lol: :lol:

I am such a bum....

You/We could avoid all those requests by not giving them any contact information. I speak Spanish and by reading that message I can't understand what a gringo could win by keeping in touch with those ladies. The only thing those gals are good for needs very close proximity.
By giving them contact information, you're implaying that you're are desperate for attention and willing to pay for it.
Just my 2 colones!


I'll ditto everything you said Gypsy and add one other thing. These chicas can sense a newbie. It's written all over their forehead. They can sense when a guy doesn't have a clue about how the game is played. That's when they go to work... fishing for whatever they can catch.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 22, 2008 12:33 am 
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I enjoy keeping in contact with my favorite chicas by e-mail. Yeah , I had plenty of RFM's(mother is sick, need to buy medicine, etc.) I just ignore the RFM part and when I see them on my next trip nothing is ever said about them. They learn that I'm cash and carry only


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