COSTA RICA SUCKS BIG TIME
Let me count the ways:
1: uh! uh! uh!! no
1: ???????
1: Oh! yeah, it er, er! er????
1: OK, Costa Rica sucks because --ah, lets see, it ----
OH, Hell! forget it

NO, Wait, just remembered-
The chicas SUCK my 'lil buddy' muy bien
The only things that suck are
NOT Costa Rica's fault; they are:
1: I am 66 yo and physically cannot pluck 5 times per day
1A: I am living on SS and cannot afford to pluck 5 times per day (this sounds better than #1)
2:There is not enough time to pluck every chica that I see that turns me on--my 'to do' list gets longer everyday.
3:I really worry about what it would (will) be like to be living here and not being able to pluck anymore.
4: I worry about dying before I pluck all the chicas (only sexi good looking ones, of course).
5: Damn COSTA RICA SUCKS----If it were not for Costa Rica, I would not have the above problems
I would be living a nice

, quite

, dull

, boring

, sad

, life in the states plucking fewer gringas

in a year than the # of beautiful

, sexi

, fun

LATINAS I pluck in a month here.
Yep, Costa Rica SUCKS
All you guys stay away and tell everyone else how bad it is here, so I can have ALL the chicas to my self

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Old and retired but still bang, and bang, and bang!!!
