Berk2302 wrote:
I think it was Traylor Park who wrote of an experience long ago where the chica called the cops when a disagreement arose.
The chica called the cops after I booted her ass out of the room for stealing.
I met the thief in question when a Tica and I hit El Pueblo for some drinks and dancing. We met the thief with a group of people at this one club where we all had a great time. At the end of the night, the thief asked if she could crash out at my hotel room. The Tica I was with knew her from the neighborhood. So I agreed.
The minute we hit the room, the thief started pocketing anything she could get her hands on. The Tica pulled me aside and told me she had witnessed the thief stealing, so I threw her out. It was very late, she had no taxi money, and threatened to call the police. I told her she could do whatever she wanted, but she needed to get the Phuck out of my room. She left, not too happy.
Afterwards, there was a knock on the door. The thief told the cops that I had an und***ge girl in my room. The cops checked the Tica's cedula, and all was good. Then they said that they still had to take me downtown because I hit a woman. I was like what are you talking about Willis? Then the cops step aside and the thief is standing in the hallway. I tell the cops that this lying bitch is a thief and I threw her ass out because she is an ungrateful bitch, after buying her drinks and offering her a place to crash, she steals from me.
The cops then asked the Tica in my room if what I said was true, she agreed with my story, at which point the thief reached over the cops and slapped the Tica in the face, sealing her fate. The cops restrained the thief and took her away, but not before I paid them for their troubles.
Thank gawd I speak fluent Espanol and the Tica in my room verified my story otherwise who knows what would have happened to Traylor Park.