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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:42 am 
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On my latest readings of CRT, there is quite a bit of vets that are having problems getting BBBJ of DFK or just not having the bang for the money that they previously did. This is not and please do not make it a GR rant, complain, or flame nor is about newbies. Newbies will make mistakes and will figure things out as time goes and they will put together the information on this site with what they are experiencing. But there have been quite a bit of vets that are not only very negative but passing advice to newbies that is impossible to do this or that never happens without they saying or explaining why not. It is a complete disregard for what can happen and what can you get with your money, at CR or anywhere else.

I will give some observations from my years of mongering in some of the most aggressive mongering areas like TJ, Nuevo Laredo, Juarez, Nogales, Reynosa and CR. The reason for this is that they gave me the foundation for my mongering career. IMHO – I feel that many of the CR mongers have gotten fat and lazy on easy pu*sy and when things go haywire, they do not know how to deal with the situation. I’m not going to describe all the complaints; I will invite you to read some of the musings of the fat and lazy of CRT and judge for yourself.


The fat and lazy mongering MAN
I have read some people said that this is not for everyone; I agree and disagree with that statement. Yes, there are some sociopaths and overall AO’s that will never get it. They should not be allowed to be on their backyard but they still want to participate in ZB or HDR. The majority of men with the right skills and practice can master the mongering art.

Some of the personality types that should think twice before traveling to CR are;
1. Gullible – ALL chicas lied and every time that you hear a sound coming out of their mouths means that they are lying – NO Exceptions
2. Lonely Hearts – Hell, I fall in love with every chica, every 2-3 hours. This is for those that falls in love OBSESIVELY with every woman that opens her legs to you
3. Timid - They can never say NO or scream - Get the Phuck out of my room
4. Sociable-challenge – Unable to have a conversation in any language
5. Sociopath or AO’s – You are a jerk and you know it

Oops. I hope I just did not disqualify the whole CRT community :P :P . Everybody is entitled to travel to CR, which is why you get a passport. But some personalities are just too vulnerable and will just be a train wreck after another. Then again we are all adults and YOU will live with the consequences.

Always remember that we have the power/money to control all situations. If it does not feel right, move on, let it go. There are another 1000 chicas in CR willing to take her place.

It is all about the MONEY, Stupid
Every monger should remove any notion that the chicas will like him for his looks, hair, muscles, clothes, car, hotel room, etc. The only value you have to a chica is that $100. I can see newbies making these assumptions but for vets to have novias and think that she likes me because ______(fill the blank), it is delusional at best and just plain stupid.

Even if you for whatever reason get to squeeze a freebie out of her, her family will remind her that this is a business. Sooner or later it will cost you. Keep it simple, paid her and move on. She leaves her number, fine. Call her, paid her and send her on her way. Even if you ever do marry her, you will be at the lowest rank of her family structure; you are/were a “john”. Good luck dealing with that. :roll: :roll:


Men are from Mars, Bitches are from everywhere
OK, I use the term bitches just to catch your attention. Actually, I despise the word. It is just too crude.

Men are visual creatures. You put the right dress, lipstick, stockings and panties on a gorilla and we will probably do her. Women are more involved and deeper than that. This is why you see some 70+ with a 20 year old hottie and you wonder how he did that. Or that fatso with the beautiful spinner and there got to be a way. I called, “Get inside her head”. Every woman will do any man that can make her laugh. This does not mean that you need to enroll yourself to comedy school. It just means that within a conversation, she will look at you not from the way you look but how you are inside, deep inside your soul. Show them enough of that and she will be yours for the next 2-3 hours or more, that you will require her services.

I’m going to give some of the examples of how I try to get a chica off her game and get inside her head;

Many girls will approach me and I will say that I do not speak Spanish. Nothing, not a single word. You should see them trying to communicate and get me to say, yes to 1hour/$100. Some of them can communicate in English and I still play the same game. The reward is that after 10-15 minutes of playing that game, I let them know that I speak Spanish and probably better than they do. You will see the relieve on their faces and normally their price drops by 20-30%. You have just chipped away at their wall and make them laugh in the process.

Sometime I play the 40-year-old-virgin game. First time to mongering, HDR and first time outside the USA. Let them salivate on that and let them offer you their services and explain them to you. This is the time to ask for the world, remember that you are supposed to be new to this. You do not know the monger/chica etiquette. Sooner or later she will realize that you are just a snake just like her and she will respect you for it.

Lately, I have been using the Captain Save-A-Ho approach. Recently divorced, I love you baby and I need you in my life. I swear that sometimes you can see their eyes rolling like a slot machine with dollars sign on it. Use them and abuse them.

Create your own scenarios, combine mine with your, who cares. The whole point is that you get her off her game and into your playing field. She will be aroused and will engage you at a deeper level.


Skills necessary to be a successful monger
1. Money or the skills to make money - Let’s face it. No money, no honey. Airlines, hotels, meals, chicas will required their payments
2. No novias, No attachments in CR - You need to be able to break away from that CR hottie in 30 seconds or less. The next honey will be waiting
3. Learn to speak Spanish – I’m not talking about the phrases that we try to give you and translate for you. I’m talking at the very minimum conversational Spanish. Anything below that will decrease the odds of a GFE and you will get less bang for your dollar. It is amazing how many called vets ask for advice in how to translate a phrase for their novias
4. Create your rap/persona – They lie so I lie too. I tell them what they want to hear so I can get what I want. Isn’t’ that the same thing they do?
5. Be a Gentleman – Latina woman love a man that can be strong but treat them as a lady also. Even if you are not planning to have sex with the chica, buy/offer her a drink. If you are having a conversation she will remember you and will tell her friends. But be careful and do not over do it.
6. Learn to Dance – I hate the music in KL but for many of the girls is the only place where to dance

In conclusion
I hope I’m not coming across like I know it all or an expert of the field. These are just observations and hopefully some grains of knowledge for your own foundation. Most of this information can be found on the many posts in CRT.

On my last trip, I observe a brother spend $300 on drinks for different chicas and he never got laid. This behaviors’ does not impressed the chicas, it just make you a sucker. For those of you vets that you feel like you are not getting all your bang for your money, I invite you to Adelita in TJ. Sharpen up your skills and come back to CR and conquer.
8) 8) 8)

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PostPosted: Thu Jun 19, 2008 2:49 am 
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I enjoyed that rant! Too Funny.(and Adelitas Bar in TJ is one special place para Mi)! Thanks for the take on CR!(and for the grin i have on my face) :lol:


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