I heard on the radio today that airlines are considering several measures in the form of extra charges in order to combat high fuel prices.
Ok, so they're considering charging for carry-on luggage, not so bad, I think that has already started with some airlines
OK, so they're starting to consider charging by the pound for checked luggage. OK, that's bad, but you pack light and take the chicas less presents. We can deal.
But now, get this, they've always had a scale for your luggage, but now they're also considering putting in a scale for you! That's right folks, the airlines are now considering charging by the pound for passengers!
How are we ever going to be able to afford to fly our fat asses around the globe if they do this? Mongering will disappear overnight, as the mortgage crisis has created a shortage of lending capital, and none of us are going to be able to afford to buy plane tickets without taking out a loan! Soon, the chicas will be looking at guys and wondering why THEY only have spinners to deal with. Pamela might accidentally kill someone. Midgets and scrawny teenagers will be the only people left flying. Whole 3rd world economies might collapse. Imagine how bad the attitude of gringas will get now!
It's an outrage, I tell ya!