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IS THIS GOING TO BE ANOTHER 12 STEP PROGRAM? IF SO...LET ME MAKE MY FIRST STEPBY ADDMITTING THAT I AM HOPELESSLY ADDICTED AND THAT THERE IS NO WAY THAT I WANT TO CHANGE.

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Great post Paco,you sick bastard.Texcdn almost has the cure by returning often.However you guys have missed the most obvious cure "Move here and save all the airfares"

Paco - What about figuring a way to retire real early and losing more than half your pension, but not giving a shit? Does that count?

I'll tell you, we're spoiled rotten but of course, it's a double-edged sword. I don't know how I could possibly have a normal relationship after my experiences in CR and Brazil and Colombia. Girls in Miami look the same as in the above-mentioned countries, and I sometimes forget where I am. But it's only a split second until the reality hits.

I find that mentally, I'm in the present less and less. Is that called, "Losing it?" "Going over the edge?" Getting in over my HEAD?"

I call it the "Only Option." Maybe some cocky gringa will change my mind, but don't hold your breath!

Jazz

Haha, I would say so Jazz... You fit right in,
And I doubt any cocky gringa has a snowball's chance with you JM...

VB I think you have come up with step #12 for us.
12.) "After failing at the previous 11 steps, admit the futility of this recovery program and move to Costa Rica ASAP!"

I couldn't stand it anymore and booked my next flight, and I had to twist that pathetic bastard Latinoheat's arm for about 2 seconds before he caved and booked for the same weekend. We are hopeless. May the chicas have pity on us and give us a freebie.
Maybe now I can focus on work until next month...

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"Resistance is futile"
Seven of Nine

She was right but the assimilation is not by the Borg, its by the Ticas, Nicas, Dominicanas, Columbianas, Panamanianas, and all the other Latinas we can't resist. I give up, Empire for Sale, good price, includes dental practice, houses, ranches, vehicles, assorted useless employees, oil wells, three unfinished tax returns, and one good quarter horse unless I can sneak him into first class on Continental. All reasonable offers considered.

Goetz

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To Latino and Paco, Yup you guys are definitely addicted. You quote step #12 as evidence.Also an addict never blames himself for his problem.Have you guys noticed that you conveniently blame eachother.See you in Paradise soon.Try to make it until October.

Thank you Dr. Phil See you soon You have to believe me, it is Paco's fault

Now here we see a member in the later stages of affliction. We can see how delusional he has become, by his thinking he can sneak his horse on a plane without anyone noticing. This is commonly called the "Sell the Farm" stage and there is little hope left at this advanced state for this poor man. Unless he has a radical shift in his thinking, he will undoubtedly soon become a "resident member" and continue his downhill spiral like VegasBob, let's just hope he doesn't go that far down the scale.
The good news is that his impressive list of assets (except the useless employees) should provide him with a nice standard of CRT living in CR.

And VB- we don't blame each other, we blame YOU, our CR father-figure/role model.

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I thought Goetz was going to take over that remodeled section of the lobby at the Hotel Presidente, and do chicas braces....in exchange for certain favors?

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Astro,

Frenos por chicas, I'm working on it as we speak, but still trying to find a way to get the horse there without having to trail ride the Pan American Highway from Texas to CR.

Goetz

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I have found the solution but can't afford it on a regular basis.If you know you are going back in three weeks there is almost no depression.See you guys in November.RBC100

RBC, I would think between you, Texcdn and Showerhead making your weekly trips that you three alone will save Delta from bankruptcy pretty soon.

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Actually I fly American as they go nonstop out of Dallas but maybe the outher guys will keep Delta alive as they need competition to keep the sales coming.Looking for one early next year at the moment.rbc100

i cant take it anymore!!!!

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Looks like I need to update the warnings due to this shocking discovery.
Here we have a newbie that hasn't even been there yet- but has obviously become obsessed from just reading about CR!
The CR Disorder is now taking over the minds of some through the website without them making the first trip. God help him.

Your only hope for relief Ritewing is to get a plane ticket in hand and a room reserved. Good luck.

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