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Social Security

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for
Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my
driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and
realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was
very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said "Unbutton your shirt."

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said
"That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and
she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office.




She said, "You should have dropped your pants... you might have gotten
disability, too.

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I did the same thing,but, when I dropped my pants, she disqualfiied me for Social Security, and asked for my phone number

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