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 Post subject: This EXPLAINS it....
PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 2:19 pm 
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This explains so much.

In one episode of 'Cheers', Cliff is seated at the bar describing the 'Buffalo Theory' to his buddy, Norm. I don't think I've ever heard the concept explained any better than this.

'Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers... :P :P


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but dr. el s, is it also possible to destroy these weaker brain cells by other means? any ideas? :lol:


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PostPosted: Fri May 23, 2008 7:13 pm 
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but,but,but......I love my slower brain cells!!! It is the only thing that keeps me from being so HYPER :D !

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PostPosted: Sat May 24, 2008 9:10 am 
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Brilliant!

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