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I couldn't help myself on this one,

I think Jackson Browne and the Eagles must have been in San Jose in the 70's



Well, I'm running down the road
tryin' to loosen my load
I've got seven women on
my mind,
Four that wanna own me,
Two that wanna stone me,
One says she's a friend of mine
Take It easy, take it easy
Don't let the sound of your own wheels
drive you crazy
Lighten up while you still can
don't even try to understand
Just find a place to make your stand
and take it easy
Well, I'm a standing on a corner
in San Jose, Costa Rica
and such a fine sight to see
It's a girl, my Lord, with some 38 D's
slowin' down to take a look at me
Come on, baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know if your sweet love is
gonna save me
We may lose and we may win even though
we will be here again
so open up, I'm climbin' in,
so take it easy
Well I'm running down the road trying to loosen
my load, got Gabriella on my mind
lookin' for a lover who won't blow my
cover, she's so hard to find
Take it easy, take it easy
don't let the sound of my own
wheels make me crazy
come on baby, don't say maybe
I gotta know that your sweet love is
gonna save me, oh oh oh
Oh we got it easy
We oughta take it easy


*Some editing

With apologies to Jackson B.

"I'm a standin' on a corner in San Jose Costa Rica, such a fine sight to see...
It's a girl my Lord with 38DD's, slowing down to take a look at me
We may lose and we may win, but we will never be here again
And I'[m not phucking paying cien, so take it easy..."

Just a thought...

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

I think Toby Keith's I Love This Bar is written about the BM...just listen to the lyrics...just my 2 colones

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A Costa Rica Toast:
Here's to Looking like Movie Stars, Partying like Rock Stars and phucking like PORN STARS!

You guys heard the song 'papichulo' by Lorna?

It is killer... It could be Papichullo's song!

I will email it to anyone who wants to hear it.... PM me

KS

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check yourself before you wreck yourself

YEAH THANK'S CR and you to EL.

Thats some fine twisting of an old tired song.

We all have our own Gabriela

So if I'm a walking down Central ave Humming a few bars of this tune.

Well: You will know I'm a CRT; VIP.

DON'T GIVE UP YOUR DAY JOB. LOL

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My life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming...." MAN....WHAT A RIDE!!!!"

How about, "what's love got to do with it."

Or "orgasm addict."

or, inkeeping with Central Americans' love of the Bee Gee...Nobody gets, to much....anymore....

Psychman

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I said hey baby, take a walk on the wild side.
Lou Reed

A couple of thoughts:

The obvious Margaritaville. A local favorite the House of the Rising Sun. Are a personal anthem Joe Walsh's Life's Been Good.

Lee

Ah, the Eagles. What a good pick amigo. Just by coincidence, I was flipping chanels the other night and came accross thier 2 hour special just in time for "Running down the road". I was great!
BTW, radio dos here in San Jose plays that song every day. My favorite!
LVSteve

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Just an old horney, fat gambler.

Come on now, guys, how could it not be "Love for Sale"? Young (er than me), sweet, tender love for sale?

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

The Eagles just finished 4 shows in my little area of Atlanta on Monday night. My Manager went to the Sunday night show. Said they sounded great, did 10 tunes from the new CD and played for about 3 hrs and 15 mintues.

More money, more money, more money.

As for my personal theme song, another Jackson Browne tune comes to mind: "Rosie"*

She was standing at the load-in
When the trucks rolled up
She was sniffing all around
Like a half grown female pup
She wasn't hard to talk to
Looked like she had nowhere to go
So I gave her my pass
So she could get in and see the show

Well I sat her down right next to me
And I got her a beer
While I mixed that sound on stage
So the band could hear
The more I watched her watch them play
The less I could think of to say
And when they walked off stage
The drummer swept that girl away

But Rosie you're all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- Rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light -- I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie

Well I guess I might have known from the start
She'd come for a star
Might have told my imagination not to run too far
Of all the times that I've been burned
By now you'd think I'd have learned
That it's who you look like
Not who you are

But Rosie you're all right -- you wear my ring
When you hold me tight -- Rosie that's my thing
When you turn out the light -- I've got to hand it to me
Looks like it's me and you again tonight, Rosie


* at least until I get back to San Jose.

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me...

Don't usually post twice on the same thread but was just reminded of a song by Joe Tex "Buying a Book". Goes into the May-December thing from both sides of the gender line. Check it out.

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"A man accustomed to hear only the echo of his own sentiments, soon bars all the common avenues of delight, and has no part in the general gratification of mankind"--Dr. Johnson
"Amen, brother"-ED

If you want that girl, Listen son don't you sit around and cry
Because love, in this world ain't nothin' you can't buy.
She's got ruby lips, she's got emerald eyes. She's got diamonds on her mind.
If you want that girl, what you need is
M-O-N-E-Y.

And that's Umm-oh, n-e-y baby Um-oh N-E-Y

No finance, no romance. She told me goodby
First she took my love, then she took all my
M-O-N-E-Y.

And that's umm- oh! N-e-y baby, Um-oh, n-e-y

_ Lyle Lovett
"The Firm" motion picture soundtrack

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Here you go El C:

Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head southwest
Where Latinas come equipped with muy grande fake breasts
Find a nest in the hills, chill like Flynt
Buy an old droptop find a spot to pimp

And I'm a K*D Rock it up and down your block
With a bottle of scotch, watchin' lots of crotch
Buy a yacht with a flag sayin' chillin' the most
Then rock that bitch up and down the coast

Give a toast to the sun, drink with the stars
Get thrown in the mix and tossed out of bars
Sip the Colombiana ...I wanna roam
Find the old town chillin' fools then come back home

Start an escort service, for all the right reasons
And set up shop at the top of four seasons
K*D Rock and I'm the real mccoy
And I'm headin' down south sucker...because I wanna be a

Cowboy baby
With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
Costa Rica chillin' with the Boone's Wine

I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby
I can smell a stone chica from a mile away!

I bet you'll hear my whistle blowin' when my train rolls in
It goes (whistle) like dust in the wind
Stoned pimp, stoned freak, stoned out of my mind,
I once was lost, but now I'm just blind!

Palm trees, scabbed knees, muchas beans and rice
Map the MPs, and find Heidi Fleiss
And if the price is right I'm gonna make my bid boy
And let Costa Ric-eye-aye know why they call me
Cowboy baby

With the top let back and the sunshine shining
Cowboy baby
Del Rey chillin' where the fannie's fine!
I wanna be a Cowboy baby
Ridin' at night 'cause I sleep all day
Cowboy baby

I can smell hot chica from a mile away!

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"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

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