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Count on it my friend. See you in April.

This was a most unusual encounter for me. She thought she was hot and my friend who introduced me thought she was hot. She just did not do it for me now.

The fun side is that I'm bringing my friend to CR June 19th with 4 other long-term friends and I expect all of them to go home as phucked as me. They are really fun guys so any of you CRT guys in town at that time look for us at SL.

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Is low self esteem a prerequisite for being a good Ho or is it a result? ;-)

Lenny,

You know I was concerned about your situation when you told Lionking and myself about it at the Winghouse back in February. I'm glad it worked out as well as it did.

I still like what Thirdworld suggested a while ago, that there should be signs posted at certain locations in CR stating
"WARNING...DO NOT REMOVE THE NATIVES FROM THEIR NATURAL HABITAT!".

We missed you at the Tampa CRT chapter 'meeting' a couple of weeks ago. Had a good time up in Pasco. Have a great time in CR in June.
I plan to return the first week in June.

Just remember..."we pay them to leave".

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"In a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upwardly mobile, and the rest of us are phucked until we can put our acts together; not necessarily to win, but mainly to keep from losing completely"...Hunter S. Thompson (RIP)

LMFAO. Very true. I think I'll make up some t-shirts to wear in CR for my May trip. Can you translate that to Spanish?

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"You can only keep a secret between two people if the other one is dead." Ben Franklin

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Yes Guys,

After all this, I'm thinking I should change my CRT signature line from "Slut Puppy in Training" to "Captain Save-a-Ho"

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Slut Puppy in Training

Is low self esteem a prerequisite for being a good Ho or is it a result? ;-)

Nah.....I guess I was playing "Captain Save-A-Ho" now I'm looking forwad to getting back to being "Captain Do-da-Ho"

Jx called me today saying she has to move from where she is and she's spent all the $$ I gave her when she moved. She said it looked like she will have to get Tico Grandma to watch her baby so that she can go back to SL to earn some $$.

I told her this should be a good week and if she liked, I would contact some of the guys in town and try to set some things up for her for the happy hour this Thursday April 3rd. She hung up on me.

So look for the gorgeous flacita Nica with "Len" tattooed on her neck. If you see her, please be sure to tell her "Len said hello"

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Slut Puppy in Training

Is low self esteem a prerequisite for being a good Ho or is it a result? ;-)

I have read all of this and I see alot of different men.

What makes us happy? What is the meaning of life? Who am I?

Alot of the people who spoke have been around for years. And have gone thru many phases. Will what I want today be what I want tommorow?

I had the tubes tied. I do not want more. I am a Catholic and was married in the church. The X ain't dead so I can cover that by saying you have to kill her before I can marry you.

In all honesty I do not want to be married again. I do not want to raise any more K*ds. My youngest is 13 and I am 53. I will be 60 when she is hopfully doing undergradute school. I am eligable for SSN at 62. I want to leave what I have to my K*ds. Not anybody else.

I like phucking hot young 18 and 19 year old's. With tight asses that you can bounce a quater on. I like running my hand down their backs and then between their legs and feeling a hot wet pu*sy.

I repect motherhood, But at 53 live has taught me. If their lips are moving! So why would I want to talk to a DR, or Lawyer and then run my hand down an ole wrinkled back to a dry pu*sy.

I like to talk to them about important things. Like can I C*m in your mouth. Will you do anal. Will you give me a massage latter. Do you mind if I leave while you watch soap opera's. The rest of the shit is motherhood nesting security talk. And what can they get me to pay for. And how the guy next door does it for her. It always pisses them off when I knock on his door and ask him if he wants to do it for mine too.

The truth is you are always renting it. It is always about money.

But it is your money and you can spend it any way you want. You can even pay somebody to kill me if that rocks your boat. If so, I hope you get caught and my K*ds can sue you for all the money you have left.

They are my mark on this world.

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Take a walk on the wild side.

Best quote ever.

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What did you expect being 35 years older. there should be at least a 40 year spread. Next time stick to middle age women, 20-24.

When we get together in June down there we will make up for the year you were married. I feel like it was my fault getting you to go down there.

Just remember the basic rule: No one is that pretty or that good in bed. Take it from the guy who was married to one for 15 years. thank goodness she could suck a golf ball through a 50 foot hose and smile at the same time. Trust me, those BJ's cost me a lot more than your tica's grandma. Lets keep each other out of trouble.

I lived in Costa Rica for seven months and have made about twenty other trips. I will retire in June and I will NOT live in Costa Rica.

The bottom line for me is it is too Americanized. They build american type housing and even though they buy tico products and use tico labor they charge US prices because foreigners will pay it.

As far as the ladies go, there is far too much money being thrown at them by love sick gringos and they have adjusted their expectations accordingly. I don't thing the problem with a Del Rey girl is that she's had sex with a lot of men. I've had sex with a lot of women and this shouldn't bother her. The problem is that they can earn in a couple of hours what many Costa Ricans earn in a week. Most of these women have lost the Costa Rican perspective on the value of money.

Lennydo's very compelling story actually ended well for him. In the final analysis he was not burdened by some of the tricks and manipulations of a legal system that locals can use take advantage of your initial acts of kindness. For example, he was not put on the street while the young woman continued to live in his home.

Redman69 wisely concluded, "The truth is you are always renting it. It is always about money."

And it is always about money which is another word for control. Simply exchanging money for the act, i.e., "renting it", is perhaps the most honest interaction between man and woman. You are getting what you pay for -- 15,000 for access to a furry little hole. And by renting rather than buying, you don't have to put up with the moods, games and other undesirable characteristics which accompany long term relationships.

Rent, but don't lease and certainly don't buy. Unfortunately renting does not allow one to enjoy the comfort of true affection and love which is, quite possibly, but a mere illusion. Perhaps that which we all seek is in vain and that we still seek it as sexagenarian is but a fools journey.

Actually, it is all about security. That is what the money represents to them. If she sees staying with you are more secure than just taking your money she will want to stay with you...until something she sees as more secure comes along.

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"Your love gives me such a thrill
but your love don't pay my bills,
I NEED THE MONEY!" - John Lee Hooker

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I agree wholeheartedly with you Pac55.

In my case, Jx was beginning to doubt that I would bring her to the US after I sold the condo and with me riding her ass about school, Nica Grandma, etc., she saw an opportuntity with a guy who appeared to be more of party guy with more money so she took a chance and pursued it. Just another in a continuous stream of incredibly poor judgement.

Unfortunately for her, it just didn't work out as she thought. If it had, I have no doubt that I would just be someone in her past. These girls can be incredibly calculating while acting as if they are as innocent as a virgin.

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Is low self esteem a prerequisite for being a good Ho or is it a result? ;-)

The girl got the mans name tattooed on the back of her neck. You think she didn't have feelings for him ? Of course she did.

About 20% of the USA male population would sell the farm and move to Rohrmoser CR to live with a girl like this if they could and thought it would work out.

IMO , Nobodies really at fault here.

Lenny,

I wouldn't totally fault her for what she says with new English skills. Its really hard to communicate intelligently in a new language beyond the basics. Ever wonder what we sound like when we "try" spanish in CR? If they can even understand us, when they make out what we say, I'm certain we sound like total baffoons. I consider my Spanish skills to be reasonable.... meaning:

1. My vocab is easily over 1,000 words
2. I can speak in multiple tenses
3. My grammar sucks, but I make do
4. My pronuncation and gringo accent is horrible
5. I can read the paper (with dictionary) and watch the news in Spanish and pickup 60% of the point.

Listen to these blips:

1. Happy new year... I was yelling "Happy New Butthole" at a party because I couldn't do the letter n with a tilda on top. Sounds like our n with a y.

2. One time I was bored and I said Soy burrito with a harder t sound which means "I'm a little donkey" instead of Estoy Aburrido... which means I'm bored. That got some laughs.

3. Yesterday, I was getting a new stereo installed in my car. I told the guy I wanted to take out all the speakers out of the doors and replace them with tires.

4. One time, I got my verbs confused when I jumped into a taxi. I used the verb tocar, instead of tomar. I essentially told the cabi that I wanted him to "touch" me all the way to San Pedro. Man... he almost threw me out of the taxi.

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