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I posted this yesterday, but the server crash gobbled up my post.

I was asking……after visiting a USA strip club for the first time in ages….I met a 23 y/o girl. Sweet, tight little body….I told her of my trips to CR, and she was willing and eager to make a trip with me soon. She likes chicas too.

I agreed to get her passport for her (she has no transportation – typical stripper). We also agreed that she’d get her photos last night and then we’d go to the passport office together this morning.

Guess what? I called her last night to tell her to get her birth certificate too and to be ready before she had to go to work at noon today – so we could get the application filled out and submitted (at my expense). I also offered to cover the hotel, taxis, dinner/drinks when we were together and also her exit tax – all in all a very good deal for her.

Both El Silencio and TonyTC chimed in with some excellent advice…..test drive the chica, confirm her expectations…..and this is the clincher….TonyTC ( I think) suggested that the girl might get one of her stripper friends to try to tag along.

Guess what? I met her this afternoon with passport application in hand, ready to help her fill it out, and hoping she had her photos. She didn’t. She didn’t have her birth certificate either.

I told her I didn’t think she was serious…she replied “oh yes! I am, In fact I talked to my friend “Paris” (as she pointed to a slinky, tall blond hottie) and SHE WANTS TO GO TOO!” I saw two gringa strippers trying to scam a beach vacation at my expense….they even suggested, “We’d rather you took us to Jamaica!”

Phuck THAT.

The advice delivered on CRT was spot on. These gringa strippers are every bit as good at acting as their puta tica counterparts…..

Again…Phuck THAT.

Lesson learned. I hate USA strip clubs and probably now won’t be back again. These girls have my cell number, so if they wise up, maybe they’ll call me – but I won’t hold my breath. I tried to explain to them that I was not going to spend $800/girl to bring sand to the beach unless they had something to offer more than what I can get in CR.

And to top it off, I decided to spring for private dances with the blond hottie. The club was running a 3 for $30 special. After the first song, she asked “do you want another?” I smelled trouble but asked her to continue. She asked again after the second song, and again I agreed. After song #3, she said “do you need a break?” and I responded “I need to get back to work”….and testing her….”What is my damage?” Her response was “$70.00”

I asked her “How did you come up with $70 for three songs when the going rate was $30…and even normally each dance if $20….so $70 doesn’t make sense no matter how you slice it.” She looked sheepish, and I handed her $40, saying “you delivered good dances…..but consider the extra $10 the last $10 I’ll ever spend here….you could have had a good thing, but you got greedy. Call me if you decided to be more reasonable.”

I don’t expect either of their numbers to cross my caller ID.

Thanks again to the CRT brethren for the advice. I still can’t believe how predictable their behavior was.

Over….and I do mean OVER…and OUT

NEEEXXXTTTTT!!!

I haven't been to a US strip club in many years for that reason...a total SCAM! In the New Orleans days of old, what a friggin blast but now boring. Now St Catherine's St in Montreal...Ooo La La!!! Just think of all of the ladies you can spend time with in SJ with the monies you saved

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Can't wait to come back to paradise!

Nice try Crookedcr... You qualified them pretty quickly.. If she was really serious, she would have given you a break on the dances and throw some in for free... Or she'd be extra nice to you and assisted in releasing your built up hormonal pressure... Now that would mean you have a potential new friend...

Asi es la vida, mi amigo... All is not lost... You can use the lure of a CR vacation for another time and another stripper... If you sling the BS long enough, somebody will bite... Continue to sell the deal of an exotic vacation, unlimited Latina poosie, and the trip of a lifetime... Work on your story, delivery, and presentation... You'll be golden, my man... Strippers are not known to be the sharpest knife in the drawer... You can make it happen...

TonyTC - I can't believe how phucking right you were in your earlier post on this topic.

I will work on the presentation....the truth is I am rather fond of strippers and trashy women. I like the idea of a dull knife hanging on my arm for dear life as we navigate through a foreign land.

The blond told me she have never even been on a plane, and the other chica told me she has never left the country....I thought that these simpler girls would be a good bet. I guess they are used to the customers kissing their little asses.

I have to admit, of the seven girls there, I could not decide which one I wanted to Phuck the most. They are all little hotties with bright smiles, pretty faces, and tight, young, natural bodies....and I love they way they bend over and also spread their legs to open their flowery pussies in this venue.

Sorry dude. My "wisdom" to your original post is why I am a "former" advocate of S. Fla strip clubs. I still end up there occasionally, but the girls are not there for fun but to get as much of your $$ as possible.

And again, why would you take water to a well Have a great time in CR.

Crook, reach down, grab yer sack, and smile!

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

I took your very good advice and realized that I could use a shave...does anyone have some advice on this matter

Actually i think there's a whole thread on the subject!

But...what I was really trying to say was,,,"Well done!"

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

Thanks for your humourous wisom on the subject. I lost it in your first post, but now I understand your appraoach.

The truth is I used to be a chump with the ladies...I remember in high school as our senior year was drawing to a close I started to get some serious attenion from the girls that I never enjoyed before. They saw the bad-boy jocks going nowhere and they began to gravitate to me as someone who was looking way beyond all the teenage nonsense - still it wasn't until after I started going to CR that I realized my power and grew a sack.

It is fun to feel in control. CRT and CR taught me this, and my life will never be the same. Never will I succomb to gringa BS again.

Santa's Bro has offered some good insight on this topic as well...handing a gringa your scrotum is a recipe for doom.....never again!

Pura Vida!

In general, you can't make a date or appointment with a dancer/stripper. They live in the moment. If you could have left the club directly for the airport, it might have worked but that doesn't happen. Even if whatever you are offering them is fantastic, it just doesn't compute sufficiently into their minds to allow them to put forth any effort toward the goal. They are very similar to our CR chicas in that respect, only probably worse. And if you expect an equal trade for value of services, forget it. They still want to be paid full retail for their time/actions, while expecting you to fork over high value for nothing. I've had many as patients over the years, and no matter how good a deal you give them, they don't appreciate it. They no show appointments, don't want to pay even the discounted fee, and expect you to come to the club to see them and pay even more than normal for dances/time. It is a losing proposition. Save your money and efforts for Cental America, the return on investment is much better.

Goetz

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Been there,done that....! I did some business with a beautiful young thing from Toronto,formerly Brookyln.I went to Toronto for a visit with her and her boss.We went to la carnival,had a good time.No sex.
Continued to communicate.Asked her if she wanted to go to Cancun,Positively...! BTW ,she had a part time job,you guessed it,stripper.
Her mama told her don't forget the condoms.Bought her an expensive hairdo,and a T.H. bikini.Paid for the air & hotels,of course all the meals,calls home to mama.In a word "disaster."I left early,closed out the incidentals,she was on her own from there.The hotel & air were covered.
In most cases,especially when there is a big age difference,it does not work.Stick to the best place I know,not so far away,C.R....It Works much better...!
Buena Suerte....!
Roberto

Strippers are strippers,before i discovered CR i went to vegas clubs (wasting money) all the time.You did the right thing and paid her the going rate + letting her know no more would follow.Sometimes i wonder how these make it in life,i once had one come to my house every week in the summer of 04($200-$300 for 3 hours). At 26 she decided to stop stripping and become a cocktail waitress(same club).She called one day and said she needed my help,i figured she needed some money. Wrong She had received her first paycheck and had no idea what to do with it. This girl had never worked where she recieved a check and never had a checking/savings account.

Hey Mike,
I'm sure you did the right thing...
Take her to the bank, help her set up a new account,
get some checks etc.
and now she's a phucking financial genius...

I know several gringa stripper girls that work a few blocks away and hear the stories from them about the suckers they extract $$ from. Many a night have them counting their money in front of me and describing how they got a telephone# from a customer. Some of these girls have about 200 telephone numbers of customers they extract money form.

They play the game just the same like everywhere. If they think you have $$ they take advantage of what only you allow them to do.

Strippers have a few different categories for men:

Customer=Suckers where they get their $$.
Friends= F()ck Buddies No Money ever.
Boyfriends= Regular F()ck Partner
Husbands= Poor Bastards who get the leftovers by the time she finally gets home.

No matter how you look at it Strippers and Hookers equal alot of drama.

I love this post. Everybody's talking about one essential truth; we know, but don't want to know. We want to believe what's in our imagination. But after being burned enough - commonly referred to as acquiring "wisdom"- we stop believing. We face up to the fact that these girls are not normal girls because if they were, they would be at home with their boyfriend/husband. We stop believing we may have found the one-in-a-thousand girl in a strip club - beautiful, horny, and normal. But we also know the chances of attracting that level of sexiness is an occasional event at best, even if our gut isn't hanging over our belt. And when you do attract one of those, it's only one and not 10 or 100 (lol).

If you want a girlfriend, don't go to a strip club. If you want a p4p girl, don't go to a strip club. If you want to make deals with hot girls, don't go to strip clubs.

If you want to torture yourself, go to strip clubs...

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"Don't never trust a woman, till she's dead and deep....One day she'll say she loves you, next day she'll throw you on the street."

"...and if men didn't have this unquenchable desire to have sex with women, then they wouldn't have anything to do with women at all. I certainly wouldn't..."