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Subj: Man and Women

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both
married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same
sleeping room on a Trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,
they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....

He in the upper bunk, and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man
leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm
sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into
the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied "Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own phucking blanket."

After a moment of silence, he farted.

The End

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