How to tell if you are a hardcore monger

BangBang57 · **Posted:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 9:58 am

Guess I will add a few of my thoughts:

124: You quit plucking DR chicas after realizing that for what you were paying 1 DR chica, you could pluck 3,4, maybe 5 MP chicas.

125: You have learned to stand on one foot while plucking in the Flamingo (Dungeon)

126: You know the names of atleast 1 chica in each of over 25 MPs in Costa Rica

127: You have the names and phone #s of over 100 putas that you do not even remember, to say nothing of the other 100 + that you do remember

BangBang57 · **Posted:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 10:03 am

And one more;

128: You have pictures that you took of nude chicas that you do not remember who they are, nor do you remember plucking them!!

Pacifica55 · **Posted:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 11:24 am

Phew! For a minute there, I thought I was becoming a hardcore mongerer. Thanks for the perspective, BangBang. I'm an amateur I guess. I can still call most all the girls I have done in CR by name. :oops:

CaptainCohiba · **Posted:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 1:07 pm

129. Minutes after banging one girl, you realize you have forgotten that you already nailed her in the past.

130. You gather "intel" and "recon" on 3rd world countries yet you are not in any branch of the military.

Partyanimal1984 · **Posted:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:16 pm

131 You suddenly feel like you wasted some money because you just recognized this girl as someone you had already.

(that happened to me in an AMP one time, although she was really beautiful and good I managed to get over it)

-PA

Partyanimal1984 · **Posted:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 4:20 pm

132 You see a beautiful girl in a bar and you want her phone number, so you ask the guy sitting next to you for it, and he has it!

-PA

DrForm · **Joined:** Sat Nov 25, 2006 7:03 pm **Posts:** 1651

PacoLoco wrote:

#101- Your preferred airline has a sale to one of your favorite destinations, and you book 4 trips.

#133 You know departure times etc. to every country in latin america!

Haywood Jablommi · **Posted:** Thu Feb 28, 2008 6:34 pm

134. The customs agents know you by your first name at every latin american airport.

Berk2302 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:55 am **Posts:** 2171

135. You gave your latest 23 year old fling a tootsie roll blow pop.............. when she was 3! :lol:

Berk....

Partyanimal1984 · **Posted:** Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:18 am

136. You come home from vacation, and your package is black and blue.

-PA

(another personal experience)

Partyanimal1984 · **Posted:** Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:21 am

137. Your friends invite you to an upscale, full nude, full contact American strip club, and you don't want to go...

-PA

Partyanimal1984 · **Posted:** Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:22 am

138. You have been in bed with 4 beautiful, naked, hot women, and you are not, nor have you ever been; a rock star.

-PA

Partyanimal1984 · **Posted:** Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:25 am

139. A jacuzzi that seats four is too small by your standards...

-PA

Berk2302 · **Joined:** Sat Aug 28, 2004 6:55 am **Posts:** 2171

Partyanimal1984 wrote:

137. Your friends invite you to an upscale, full nude, full contact American strip club, and you don't want to go...

-PA

Are you right about this one or what! :lol:

The last strip club I was in was the night before my first trip to SJO in early 05. Haven't been back since!

Berk....

Icantstayaway · **Posted:** Fri Feb 29, 2008 10:41 am

Shawn4DelRey wrote:

#95 ~ You answer the phone by saying "Hallo!"
#96 ~ You have watched more cartoons than football games in the past year.
#97 ~ You are accused of being a local when you're not

#100 ~ You don't envy a damn soul :twisted:

How true.

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