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#95 ~ You answer the phone by saying "Hallo!"
#96 ~ You have watched more cartoons than football games in the past year.
#97 ~ You are accused of being a local when you're not
#98 ~ When speaking to a gringa the first 2 things you say are "what joo name" and "where joo hotel"
#99 ~ You find yourself shamelessly groping females at your neighborhood bar
#100 ~ You don't envy a damn soul

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"With foxes, we must play the fox." ~ Thomas Fuller

#97 was me all last week, that's when I knew it is getting bad when CR putas have seen you so many times they assume you live there.

PURA VIDA!

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Livin' & Lovin' in Key Largo....oh....And the one in The Keys, too!

#101- Your preferred airline has a sale to one of your favorite destinations, and you book 4 trips.

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Living well is the best revenge
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwUtj_YnNoY

102. You have always had to be dragged kicking & screaming on the dance floor at home, and now you are taking dance lessons for Cumbia, Salsa, Merengue, Reggaeton, etc.

103. You know what Cumbia is.

104. The airport personnel in CR greet you by your first name upon arrival.

105. The street beggars on Calle Central say, "welcome back" to you.

106. Your Ipod is full of latina music and spanish language downloads.

107. KL bartenders don't ask what you drink, they just bring it as well as start the tab already knowing your name.


PURA VIDA!

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Livin' & Lovin' in Key Largo....oh....And the one in The Keys, too!

A few more:
108. When dateline NBC does another special on the “horrors” of sex tourism you feel compelled to point out to your friends the obvious inaccuracies of the show.
109. You complain about too many “tourists” coming and ruining your favorite mongering country
110. You wish for a small disaster/spike in violence/political instability to be publicized about your favorite mongering country to discourage other gringos from going there.
110. "protitute" seems to be as legitimate and normal a job occupation as "secretary" or "waitress" now.
111. Experienced putas bring the inexperienced girls to you so that you can "break them in".
112. Having a young puta blow you while her mother (who is also a puta and is massaging your balls) provides instruction for her doesn't seem at all strange to you.
113. You time your mongering trips based on when in the week/month/year putas are most desparate for money.

114. You know that "Speaking Greek" is not about conversing in a foreign language.

115. You know a secret language of abbreviations such as, DATY, DFK, BBBJCIM, P4P, etc.

116. You have been to one of the world's most scenic countries abundant with wildlife and fish, yet you have never been in a rainforest or stepped on a boat there.

117. You know what "The Gulch" is.

118. You actually know that San Jose, Costa Rica is not on any coast.


PURA VIDA!

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Livin' & Lovin' in Key Largo....oh....And the one in The Keys, too!

#112 DID seem a little strange when it happened, but damn it sure was fun Actually daughter was giving me BBBJ while Mother had her pu*sy buried in my face and was telling daughter how to suck; And daughter needed NO instruction

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Old and retired but still bang, and bang, and bang!!!

One more from me:
115) Your friends don't know why you get so pissed everytime the dollar loses value.

116. Your family and friends have quit asking you when, if ever you are coming back for Christmas , July 4th , or anything else. They have given up.

#117 ~ You consider Ticas , Nicas , Colombianas and Dominicanas to be the 4 major food groups

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"With foxes, we must play the fox." ~ Thomas Fuller

#118 You consider negotiation "foreplay"...

-PA

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119. It no longer bothers you when a girl starts discussing money or renegotiating right in the middle of sex. As a matter of fact, you just smile and get even harder.

Icantstayaway your#119--NO WAY!!

A hardcore monger is NOT going to get harder; He is going to get up and kick the bitch out!!

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Old and retired but still bang, and bang, and bang!!!

120. You trade photos and statistics of chicas with your buddies like baseball cards

121. You were crushed when you found out your wife was cheatin, but now you don't givve a rat's ass that your hooker-novia is banging all your friends

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Why settle for just one woman when you can enjoy them all?

122. You purchase gallon size jugs of "Astroglide" directly from the manufacturer for refilling your personal size containers cutting the cost in half!

123. You discover that condoms can actually be used twice before disposal. You simply turn them inside out and shake the phuck out of them... again reducing costs by half!

Berk....

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FRUITCAKE... and you thought it was something you eat! Not on CRT!