www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Damn, I can relate to all of them. 5 years of this.

You move to Costa Rica and seriously consider living at the Sportsmens Lodge

You have ben to a MG party in the penthouse

All major holidays are spent with guys with online handles and hookers

All items that cost over 45 bucks are weighed against the corresponding number of sessions at Zona Blue. ie $55 buyin for poker tourney is one ZB session plus propina.

BKTUNA
I am never going home

73 You fill up all the pages of your passport with stamps from mongering destinations well before the 10 years are up

74 You tell chicas it's your first time in Costa Rica just for shits and giggles

75 Putas are some of your best friends

76 Going to church with a puta no longer seems strange to you

77 You shrug off herpes, chlamydia and syphillis as no big deal

78 You have no problem wandering around Rivas at 4am or Granada and bumping into Daniel Ortega himself as you search for fresh Nica-meat

Here is the worst one for me (or the best one) depending on how one looks at it .#79

79. been there done that to the point I have lost interest in it where my other interests take priority now.

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Spunk glazed Chicas are the building blocks of the universe!

80. Condoms falling on the floor when you reach in your pocket and pull out change doesn't seem at all strange or embarrassing .

81. When the guy checks your luggage at the airport sees 500 condoms, various dildos , vibrators , and 20 pairs of small panties doesn't seem at all strange or embarrassing.

82. When you are sitting at the DR and the old girls bring the Newbie girls to you .

How about catching myself planning a trip to leave tomorrow the 23rd when I was there 10 days ago....

I finally said wow I have to get some work done.

Maybe I will go next weekend That is a much more respectable 16 days

you can't imagine having to live in a city without chicas available 24/7 ever again.


BKTUNA
I am never going home

This might be the post of the decade!

Now we need to get this down to the top 50 to then create 4 categories of where you fall into when you anser yes or no, after you take the test...

Then it can widely circle the Internet all over the globe it will be known as the Monger test..... how many tests on YAHOO are just stupid this actually has merit

I know somebody will have nothing to do and take this challenge...

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85. You need your gringa girlfriend to call you "PAPI" while you're banging her or you just can't nut

86. More than half of the Pre-sets on your car radio tune into Spanish language music stations

87. Your K*ds wonder why you are so eager to help them with their Spanish homework

88. You forget that what you do down there is illegal up here...you get sloppy...and you get CAUGHT

89. You wake up in the middle of the night and compose your post replies in your head until you fall asleep.

90. You can no longer think of anyone in CR you still want to phuck...

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GUILTY !
I don't think # 90 applies to many of us.
Especially ME!

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91. You have nightmares about being stuck in a session with just one girl...

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92. You need an IV drip with plasma and vitamin B-12 when you return home.

93. When you die the undertaker will have to work overtime to get the smile off your face

Mag

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94. Assuming your death is a case of coitus interruptus they will have to build a bulge into the lid of your coffin at waistline level.