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N2Techno
PostPosted: Tue Dec 04, 2007 6:47 pm 
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I heard you like fine dining? I got a Swansons frozen dinner in the freezer and has your name all over it!
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The Slut
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I can do CR without a wingman!

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Nice shoes! Wanna phuck?

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Do you have a little Italian in you?

No?

Would you like some?

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Cuanto? :)

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The Slut wrote:
Nice shoes! Wanna phuck?


That's my favorite line, but I also Like:

Hey baby, you got a name to go with those titties?

AND

We could jibber jabber with all this chit chat, or we could slide out, back to your place and you could let me hit that!

Works every time!
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I can do CR without a wingman!

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DDream wrote:
Hey baby, you got a name to go with those titties?


Would you tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes.

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Usted con tan muchas curvas y yo sin frenos.
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I like Paco's best. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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N2Techno
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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 7:18 am 
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So when are we getting married? Or can we act like it and get straight to the honeymoon?



Hey did you just grab my ass?
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"I'm a salesman for Trojan brand condoms. Do you take deliveries in the rear?"

It never gets me laid, but the look on the girl's face is usually priceless.

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PostPosted: Wed Dec 05, 2007 8:48 am 
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Don't worry baby, I am also a sex education instructor your first session is free!
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how much ??
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Vamos! :wink:

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Nabru, I've used your line in latina america to good effect.

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"This place is nice, I've never been in a bar before."

"What, huh, are you sh@@ting me?"

"Well, until yesterday I was a priest and I just got defrocked."

"What did you do to make that happen."

"Come on back to my place and I'll show you". :wink:

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