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I must have spoke to soon in my inaugural post or karma got me. In the last week or so I have received the following news in e-mails from my Costa Rican regular.

1. Her freind, age 27, who I meet in October is in the hospital, near death, due to some kind of a blood disorder from previous kidney problems;
2. Her Grandmother in Colombia, who takes care of her Ch*ldren is sick;
3. Her mother who is a smoker and just moved back to Colombia from Venezuela is sick;
4. Today I called to wish her a happy birthday and was informed that her brother in law, who lives with and is married to her sister in Venezuela was murdered in a botched car jacking yesterday, he leaves behind a wife and three Ch*ldren;
5. She needs to get home to family but unfortunately lacks the money to go home.

She has not asked and I have not sent any money. I wonder what the odds of having all that crap happen to you, or people yopu care about, in the same week? Sounds like she is setting me up for a score.

Loco.... if you have to ask.... you are as LOCO as they come. Is it possible... yea, probable... there's a better chance a snowball will NOT melt in hell.

You are a business client if this is a working chica. This is just another method of conducting business. It's all about the money.

Berk.....

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That is not a serious question....correct?

Clearly you know the answer.

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I guess the odds would be about 1,000,000:1

Those are the odds of it happening to YOU. The odds of it happening to her are only 52:1

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The only thing she left out, was her family's sick dog that needs the heart transplant.

That's like 5 RFM's in one.

Yeah, but she increases her odds with 5 simple sentences. It's genius. When I open my business of writing RFMs for girls, I'll be doing 10 for 1 specials with medical, family, death, friend, pet, problems covered. It will be guaranteed to get at least cien.

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DAMN!

Yeah, the odds have GOT to be astronomical, even for a chica...

Of course it seems like this happens to a lot of them...

Maybe it's real!

The way I write, you will have tears in your eyes and Western Union open on your computer.

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Now THAT I want to see If you can do that, I might invest in your business...

There is probably some kernel of truth in some of it. So what?

It is a ploy.

Maybe you should suggest that she head down to the Rey and put in some extra shifts. Do a "family needs help" sale. $50 a throw. If can can turn 6 of them she can make $300 a day and have all the money she needs in just a couple of days..

NICE!

NICE!

BUT, you did forget TIPS...

The only one of the above that has a fixed date is #4. You might probe a little more to find out if this is true, which it probably is. (You might also gently inquire if the brother-in-law was the carjacker or the victim!) The rest, including #1, may just be ongoing things. I knew a chica who "had" to work to support her "sick elderly mother." The mother was ten years younger than I was and had arthritis. Shit happens, no doubt, but they worry about crap and any woman too old to hook develops a surprising number of medical excuses to justify living off her daughter's or granddaughter's trick money. Truthfully, while there are "family values" in play here that can justify respect, I get real pissed at the lazy middle-aged women who prostitute their daughters so they can sit on their asses and watch telenovelas. I have more damn ailments than they do and I'm screwing their daughters while working to pay for the pleasure.