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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 5:29 pm 
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Kalel21 wrote:
I am looking to settle down and find a nice costa rican housewife to stay with me in CR.

The qualities I am looking for are:
1)intelligent
2)educated
3)hot (DUH!)
4)feminine
5)traditional
6)family oriented.


Of course it would seem the educated ones from the middle/upper classes would be a bad place to look since they would be the equivalent of the American woman feminist.

I guess a younger working class lady would do the trick

what do you think?

IMHO, you don't look to settle down, that's something that comes to you. Remember, those things are like butterflies, if you pursue them, they'll fly away but if you seat, one might come to rest on your shoulder.
Don't go around looking for love with a desperate sign written over your forehead, just be patient and if you really, really, really find an special lady, then settle down. But if you want to be happy, stay single!
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PostPosted: Fri Oct 12, 2007 7:54 pm 
Brother, if you haven't figured it out already, this is not the web site to find the information you are looking for. In case you are not joking, here is my best effort to give you a straight answer.

In general, in Costa Rica the Ticas enjoy a higher standard of living and are better educated than most other Latin countries. So the task is not as easy as it might be elsewhere.

If this is what you really want, then you should #1 learn Spanish (fluently) #2 move to Costa Rica (at least part time), live in a city like Alajuala or Heredia (college town) or even San Pedro (another college town) #3 Go to church, get involved in the community, hang out in shopping malls, ect. Most of these type of girls are going to be VERY close to their families. In most cases they will be living with their family (as is traditional for good Ticas). Good luck prying them away and bringing them back to the US because Costa Rican families are very close. (If they are living on their own, there is a good chance that they are a pro)

The other option, I do know a few Gringos that have snagged Ticas that might fit your basic discription that work in the tourism industry. But understand that this is going to be a time investment as well.

Good luck.


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 1:40 pm 
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Kalel21 wrote:
I am looking to settle down and find a nice costa rican housewife to stay with me in CR.

The qualities I am looking for are:
1)intelligent
2)educated
3)hot (DUH!)
4)feminine
5)traditional
6)family oriented.


Of course it would seem the educated ones from the middle/upper classes would be a bad place to look since they would be the equivalent of the American woman feminist.

I guess a younger working class lady would do the trick

what do you think?


I suspect this is a joke, but if not, dude you are nuts. You ABSOLUTELY WANT to go for the higher class, and even older ladies. There are plenty single women in CR in their 30's with jobs.

Even if she is not a prostitute, the young higher class hotties are a bad choice. Look at what I went through!!! They are immature bitches that are capable of ruining your day, over and over again, until you break.

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Much like kalel I am also looking for a nice CR chica. However, I would like only like her to stay with me 1/2 of the time I am in San Jose. I would like her to be
1) Smoking hot
2) Mute
3) Well skilled in sexo
4) Loyal
5) Very rich (so I can gamble with her money when not out drinking or banging her or others)
6) Have a penthouse apartment in the gulch and a helicopter to transport me to/from airport.
7) No K*ds.
8) A swinger
9) An orphan; and lastly
10) A gourmet cook.

It would be a plus if her nipples lactated Jack Daniels. And she had a third nipple.
And not a day over 24 years old!!!

Thank you in advance for you help in finding her. It may sound unrealistic, but I would like her to fly me down to watch the Giants-Cowboys on November 11. I would be at the SL while she prepares a glorious meal.


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Mia2Ewr wrote:
Much like kalel I am also looking for a nice CR chica. However, I would like only like her to stay with me 1/2 of the time I am in San Jose. I would like her to be
1) Smoking hot
2) Mute
3) Well skilled in sexo
4) Loyal
5) Very rich (so I can gamble with her money when not out drinking or banging her or others)
6) Have a penthouse apartment in the gulch and a helicopter to transport me to/from airport.
7) No K*ds.
8) A swinger
9) An orphan; and lastly
10) A gourmet cook.

It would be a plus if her nipples lactated Jack Daniels. And she had a third nipple.
And not a day over 24 years old!!!

Thank you in advance for you help in finding her. It may sound unrealistic, but I would like her to fly me down to watch the Giants-Cowboys on November 11. I would be at the SL while she prepares a glorious meal.
Funny :lol: :lol: The only things i would change is lactates Grey Goose,and not a day over 22!Otherwise not a bad recipe Mia!


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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:23 pm 
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Thank you, Dr. But I do love that Jack Daniels and figure if she is 23 or 24 she may be a better cook and perhaps the additional two years would give her more money to give me to gamble?


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I like it, but phuck the helicopter. She needs a private leer jet to come and pick me up in Florida and bring me to CR. I don't mind springing for the taxi from the airport in Pavas to the gulch! :P

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I know just the chica for you and Kalel21, her name is Maria and she works at the DelRey, just ask around. If you can't find her then hire a PI to find her. Good luck! :)

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PostPosted: Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:35 pm 
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Private jets concern me.

Then again, if I flew spirit air twice what do I have to be worried about.

I know the best pi in all of Central America.

Unfortunately he was chased away by the bullies on this board. 8)


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PostPosted: Sun Oct 21, 2007 10:23 pm 
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It can be done Kalel...the best way to start is show up Dec 1st with $3000 US. Meet up with me and within 10 days of running with me as I ration out the coin, you will have a gal to give it a go with. You and her will be settling down into your dream. It will be up you to take it from there and make it last. You will also have a heck of a bachelor party to remember back on. Come on down, lets get on with this thing.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 8:34 pm 
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there is some 6 sites for dating CR women and you can find them easy.
all of them charge you different fees.
i like //costa-rica-women.com
you can look up everything for free except addresses.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 9:37 pm 
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Gentlemen,

Please tell me and kalel is this worth it? Be honest.

Thx.


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PostPosted: Mon Nov 05, 2007 11:56 pm 
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Ah, I may be a Newbie as the CRT forums define it, but that doesn't mean I don't know my way around. I just haven't wanted to join the club. (Yeah, yeah, I know, the feeling is mutual.) But this thread well illustrates what I've enjoyed so far. You guys really pounced in his ass, and correctly! There's actually a lot of horse sense on these forums (at least if you ignore the BS).

I will though add, as I believe a factual matter, that you really don't find Gringa-style feminism among the educated Ticas. Some are, most are a little bit, but it's not Gringa-style. It's still very Latina. We should note here that US feminism is quite different from European feminism, so you can't lump everyone together. You also can't do the opposite and speak of "traditional" chicas. What tradition? What most in the US consider traditional was actually a radical post-WWII innovation. It's just BS to speak of "traditional" in a generic sense, and close to BS to think of feminism this way.

What you will find with "educated Ticas" is women who are a lot smarter, harder working, and more knowledgeable than you are. I'm not talking about those who go to one of the private diploma mills to take a few English classes or study "computers." I'm talking about the ones who go to the universities and study something besides a technical field. They're smart--which is frankly a deal stopper sin feminism for anyone looking for a so-called "traditional" woman. You see, they actually have ideas and can email in paragraphs without using the words "honey" or "baby." Interestingly, they'll still often sign off with "Besos." They're still sweethearts. But you have to talk to them and if you do you may find you disagree. Then I guess they aren't "traditional" anymore.


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PostPosted: Tue Nov 06, 2007 8:17 pm 
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kalel
there is no such thing as traditional woman.
you are staying in line and taking chances.
women know how it works and know man has no choice.
and it doesnt matter if she intellegent or educated or family oriented.
she has lobster trap and stupid lobster wil be there sooner or later.
yes,traditional woman of age 30 had only 10 dicks in her mouth
and ho 1000.
it maybe make difference to you but not to her.
you are only number in her life.
i will be in CR in december and in addition to mongering
want to try regular dating


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PostPosted: Tue Dec 18, 2007 9:55 pm 
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as you may expected nobody want to say anything.
if you have bad luck with women you may wanna try
Philippines,where momen are family oriented.
its easy to find 18 years old ready for commitment,as long
as you pay for everything.
most of them average looking and have small tits.
best site is dateinasia.com


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