Why I will win.
1. My novia is not a prostitute. She only visits friends at the Del Rey and meets me there because it’s more convenient for both of us. All of those gringos that call her are just her friends as well.
2. My girl tested positive for HIV but was negative because she told me and then sent me the results. She does have Chlamydia and Herpes but I’m not telling you her name.
3. I shave my balls but I sometimes get bumps. I’m not allowed to talk about the bumps because it is considered off topic.
4. I am protesting Idem because of the price increase. I went to Puchos instead. It’s not gay if it’s protesting.
5. Berk2302 and Florida are the same person with a psychological disorder. One is friendly and loves kittens. The other tells me my novia is a prostitute.
6. I know it’s safe to walk around San Jose at night, drunk, with a pocket full of money. Even though I know its safe I still take a cab because I like to go in comfort.
7. I never send money to chicas! Except when they send me a RFM telling me their mother/baby/father/aunt is sick.
8. I only pay $30 for a three-sum. I have photographic proof as well.
http://www.wsbtv.com/news/14140253/detail.html9. Columbia is the new Panama which was the new Costa Rica. However, according the US Government, Mexico is the best place to live.
10. I have enlarged my penis. It’s lumpy from the injections and hangs limp from my cut ligaments but it is 1†longer.
11. Florida can convey more with the use of emoticons then most people can with a novel. He loves kittens and soup as well.
12. SafaDino is giving up on Rio and is moving to Germany to open a FKK club. He will be changing his name to HansDino.
13. RBC100 does not go to low end local places. Instead he is secretly importing $150 hour Columbianas. Rumor has it he also paid the September TOM her $300 as well.
14. I do know for a fact, with photographic evidence that Big Daddy had two smoking hot Columbians for $80. There are also eye witness reports from such unassailable sources like, Mucho Gusto, El Silencioso, and HolaB. Big Daddy is a true Del Rey rock star.
15. Irish Drifter only plays a lawyer on CRT and is in fact, not really a lawyer.
16. I win!
Funniest quote I have seen. Except for no. 2 because it probably has happened to someone in CR
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