On Saturday afternoon I was heading to Desamparados with my girlfriend and we were about a mile from her house when some imbecil who was heading the opposite direction somehow veered off to the right, hit the rain gutter (or whatever they call it) on the side of the road in CR, lost control, crossed over the yellow line, and smashed into the left side of my car.
Luckily for us, I wasn't going fast, I had an SUV (if you wanna call the piece of shit that), I sped up as much as that crappy car would go in the split second I had to try to get away from the pick-up coming directly at us, and I veered off to the right as much as possible without driving into the rain gutter myself. But the Phucker hit my back left door and phucked it all up. We spun around about 270 degrees and almost ended up in the rain gutter ourselves. The most important thing is that nobody was hurt, most importantly my girlfriend, and even the moron and his two passengers were ok.
Thinking back and speaking with my girl, my car probably saved a couple of lives. This moron was heading directly into the front yard of a house right off the road where a couple of K*ds were playing. I think I'm a hero.
My credit card will pay for the damage to the rental, so it's all good. His piece of shit truck was a lot worse off than me, undriveable. I bought full insurance, but I don't know who'll pay for his truck. IMO he should pay for both. Economy rent-a-car actually delivered a new car to me right at the accident site within about 90 minutes, but it was a stick. I can't drive stick.

So I drove my busted car back to the rental place off Paseo Colon and got an automatic.
Warning to all car renters: If you do not speak Spanish well, always have a spanish speaker with you, in case of an accident. The transit police were cool, but I had a little trouble communicating with them. If my girl wasn't with me, it would bave been more difficult. And I speak Spanish fairly well.
Pic of my busted car:
http://home.nyc.rr.com/orange/my_car.jpg
Pic of the Tico's car:
http://home.nyc.rr.com/orange/tico_idiota.jpg