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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 12:43 am 
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Florida-ese...

I showed some of Florida's posts to a psychologist friend of mine.

He agrees.

Florida makes him crazy, too. :roll:

Funny thing is, Florida farts emoticons. :P :P :P And when he ejaculates (usually on his own) the ejaculate looks like:

:!:
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:!:

:mrgreen:

How do you silence Florida? Take away his emoticons.

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Just bustin' yer 3 balls, amigo. :P

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wooo hooo

"I'm bringing sexy back" :D :D :D

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 5:39 am 
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Does ANYONE understand Florida-ese?
:D yo yo whats ya mean do not understand xyzzcsedrftgyhjjgtyhhfff :lol: :lol: te refwuye otlonomur :lol: :lol: :lol: woo hoo 47 pppppppp agesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 7:48 am 
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Does ANYONE understand Florida-ese?
:D yo yo whats ya mean do not understand xyzzcsedrftgyhjjgtyhhfff :lol: :lol: te refwuye otlonomur :lol: :lol: :lol: woo hoo 47 pppppppp agesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss :lol: :lol:


must be synapses in my brain mis-firing dude...

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Her hot breath fell on my hot zones like raining lava, flooding over me slowly, burning me as she dipped her head to engulf my throbbing member.

I had always hoped for a GFE/PSE/BBBJWCIM with a hot midget...and here I was, all 3 feet of her in my lap, her short little dwarf arms flailing as she made like a Hoover on my wing-wang.

Gush. My orgasm could not be restrained. Her darling little munchkin face looked like a glazed doughnut, and it took me 10 minutes to dig the sheet out of my ass. Yes boys, this is Costa Rica. This is paid love.

As she put her leg brace back on, I made a mental note to get her phone number for Florida. I know he'd like her, harelip and all.

Damn, I love this place.

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Her hot breath fell on my hot zones like raining lava, flooding over me slowly, burning me as she dipped her head to engulf my throbbing member.

I had always hoped for a GFE/PSE/BBBJWCIM with a hot midget...and here I was, all 3 feet of her in my lap, her short little dwarf arms flailing as she made like a Hoover on my wing-wang.

Gush. My orgasm could not be restrained. Her darling little munchkin face looked like a glazed doughnut, and it took me 10 minutes to dig the sheet out of my ass. Yes boys, this is Costa Rica. This is paid love.

As she put her leg brace back on, I made a mental note to get her phone number for Florida. I know he'd like her, harelip and all.

Damn, I love this place.


EC, I knew you were a sick Phuck when I met you, but THIS???

Now you've gone to the dark side of perverted sick Phuck ;)


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El Ciego wrote:
Her hot breath fell on my hot zones like raining lava, flooding over me slowly, burning me as she dipped her head to engulf my throbbing member.

I had always hoped for a GFE/PSE/BBBJWCIM with a hot midget...and here I was, all 3 feet of her in my lap, her short little dwarf arms flailing as she made like a Hoover on my wing-wang.

Gush. My orgasm could not be restrained. Her darling little munchkin face looked like a glazed doughnut, and it took me 10 minutes to dig the sheet out of my ass. Yes boys, this is Costa Rica. This is paid love.

As she put her leg brace back on, I made a mental note to get her phone number for Florida. I know he'd like her, harelip and all.

Damn, I love this place.


EC, I knew you were a sick Phuck when I met you, but THIS???

Now you've gone to the dark side of perverted sick Phuck ;)


Wow, thanks! :D Coming from you that's quite a compliment! :D

QBF = Quim Bustin' Freak!

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Another vignette of passion in the Gulch.

A blind man can get poor sometimes. The Social Security Disability check runs out, maybe some losses at E-Z Jose's Casino and Cajun Barbecue... so he wanders the Gulch, looking for that prime poon at cut-rate (or should I say c*nt-rate) prices.

Then it happens. Fortune smiles. The heavens open. No, I don't steal ShoeShine Boy's tips for the night... I find an angel of mercy.

I know she's gonna be hot, because she has Circus' face emblazoned across her breasts as a braille tattoo. Oh wait, that's not a tattoo...it's scabies. Never mind.

She follows me to my room at the Hotel Rex...a cute little $10.00 per night boutique hotel in one of el centro's most luxurious quarters.

Her long hair falls to the floor as she undoes her head-scarf. I mean, it literally falls to the floor. Chemotherapy or male-pattern baldness? Sigh.

She removes her teeth and begins a slow, lascivious BBBJ. She has cotton mouth from all the cr*ck she's smoked, but I find some pockets of gingival fluids and slide on in.

I'm thinking, "Gosh, Florida should try this one. She's even hotter than the midget."

Thank God she's removed her teeth. As she goes into the first grand mal seizure, I'm in gum-heaven.

The smells of love, and oddly the smell of cheese are everywhere. This is hot-t-t-t! Soon I'm ejaculating, my warm ooze mixing with the Copenhagen juice in her diseased maw. Gents, this is Costa Rica. This is paid love.

A Cliff bar, a red-note propina and a friendly slap on the buttocks, and she limps out my door. All that's left to remind me is the trickle of saliva leading to the threshold.

I close my eyes and fall asleep. Yep, definitely gotta tell Florida about this one. :D

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Another vignette of passion in the Gulch.

A blind man can get poor sometimes. The Social Security Disability check runs out, maybe some losses at E-Z Jose's Casino and Cajun Barbecue... so he wanders the Gulch, looking for that prime poon at cut-rate (or should I say c*nt-rate) prices.

Then it happens. Fortune smiles. The heavens open. No, I don't steal ShoeShine Boy's tips for the night... I find an angel of mercy.

I know she's gonna be hot, because she has Circus' face emblazoned across her breasts as a braille tattoo. Oh wait, that's not a tattoo...it's scabies. Never mind.

She follows me to my room at the Hotel Rex...a cute little $10.00 per night boutique hotel in one of el centro's most luxurious quarters.

Her long hair falls to the floor as she undoes her head-scarf. I mean, it literally falls to the floor. Chemotherapy or male-pattern baldness? Sigh.

She removes her teeth and begins a slow, lascivious BBBJ. She has cotton mouth from all the cr*ck she's smoked, but I find some pockets of gingival fluids and slide on in.

I'm thinking, "Gosh, Florida should try this one. She's even hotter than the midget."

Thank God she's removed her teeth. As she goes into the first grand mal seizure, I'm in gum-heaven.

The smells of love, and oddly the smell of cheese are everywhere. This is hot-t-t-t! Soon I'm ejaculating, my warm ooze mixing with the Copenhagen juice in her diseased maw. Gents, this is Costa Rica. This is paid love.

A Cliff bar, a red-note propina and a friendly slap on the buttocks, and she limps out my door. All that's left to remind me is the trickle of saliva leading to the threshold.

I close my eyes and fall asleep. Yep, definitely gotta tell Florida about this one. :D


And they say love is dead...


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:20 am 
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Buenas dias biatchs :D Wow, whats hanging EC....sorry its just a skin tag :x

Florida WAKE THE PHUCK UP :D :D :D

QBF Go see Manuela :P

Spanky, go find another thread, TROLL :lol: :lol: :lol:

ES, COUNT on this, you'll never win :D :D :D :D

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:37 am 
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Buenas dias biatchs :D Wow, whats hanging EC....sorry its just a skin tag :x

Florida WAKE THE PHUCK UP :D :D :D

QBF Go see Manuela :P

Spanky, go find another thread, TROLL :lol: :lol: :lol:

ES, COUNT on this, you'll never win :D :D :D :D


It's Buenos Dias

Leave poor EC's skin tags alone, they might bite.

I did see Manuela, she's sore, and told me to Phuck off and leave her alone

Spanky did, now he's phucking up other people, but I'm sure he'll be back...

ES couldn't count if his life depended on it...

and guess what SC69, you won't win either!


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SparkChaser69 wrote:
...Buenas dias biatchs

Image .............. Image

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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 10:55 am 
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Buenas dias biatchs :D Wow, whats hanging EC....sorry its just a skin tag :x

Florida WAKE THE PHUCK UP :D :D :D

QBF Go see Manuela :P

Spanky, go find another thread, TROLL :lol: :lol: :lol:

ES, COUNT on this, you'll never win :D :D :D :D


It's Buenos Dias

Leave poor EC's skin tags alone, they might bite.

I did see Manuela, she's sore, and told me to Phuck off and leave her alone

Spanky did, now he's phucking up other people, but I'm sure he'll be back...

ES couldn't count if his life depended on it...

and guess what SC69, you won't win either!
:D The Lone Circuit definetly does not count :!: he is married :D :twisted: :lol: i am back again :D IWin :D :) :o :lol: :lol:


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 18, 2007 11:07 am 
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SparkChaser69 wrote:
...Buenas dias biatchs

Image .............. Image
:D :lol: :lol: tutresdfe :lol: :lol: :lol:


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