QuickBlueFox wrote:
El Ciego wrote:
Sucks to be me too.
Say, does anyone know if there's a medical treatment for invisible penis? I know it's there, but my wife can't see it? The hookers saw it when I wrapped it in a picture of Alexander Hamilton. What's wrong with me...?
Never mind.
And no QBF (Quim-Bustin' Freak) and El Silencioso and/or Spanky...
I am not getting laid and won't for another eight months until I return to C.R.

Eight months!!!
Holy shit, I can't go 3 weeks... I'm totally jonesing, and I'm just at a week and a half since I left CR...
on the subject of invisible penis, I bet your wife would see it if you put a diamond necklace around it, or some monolo (sp?) boots, or a Gucci handbag on it...
She may not do anything with it, but she'll at least see it.
Quim Bustin' Freak a.k.a. QBF...
Naw...she won't see it.
She's blind, too.
I win! No one should post after this one! I win!
I just want a girl to fill with my seed
Who gives me the blowjobs that I need
Who keeps me warm when nights are long
Who plays oral "Dixie" on my dong.
Who's grateful for the cash I pay her.
Who says "no" when QBF wants to lay her.
Take that. Snap!