www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Damn Shhhhhhhh thats some funny shit I WIN

The next member to post wears pink panties, loves watching Oprah, is a closet Gringa-lover but is such a big loser that he pretends to love the beautiful young latinas only because he always goes along with what others say he should think, do, and say, to make himself feel like a real man.

C´mon make my day!

Expose yourself to all the CRT goodfellas so we can all poke fun at you and your Gringa loving ways.

I'm disappointed by the last few poster. At least now we know who all the Oprah-loving and Gringa-worshiping gringos are... shame on you!!
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"If I lived each day as if it were my last I would have been dead a long time ago." - Traylor Park

guess what 17 pages until the Cubs win and Pete Rose gets elected, and my balls get shaved by Jessica Alba

I confess. You are describing me to perfection.

I already confessed to loving fat, sarong wearing gringas. But it goes deeper then that. One day, while thinking how damn good those pink panties felt against my freshly shaved balls, I realized I needed to connect more with the fat, sarong wearing gringas I love. I decided to watch Oprah.

The strange this was I liked it. I learned a lot from her show and I connected deeper with my inner self. I feel I can understand women now. I no longer see them as fat, sarong wearing gringas. Instead I see the inner beauty and the goddesses they are.

I no longer feel the need to be shamed into pretending to like latinas because all my friends say I should. I no longer feel the need to go to Costa Rica or Thailand to have sex with beautiful, nubile women. In fact, I feel so liberated, I have canceled my tickets to both Thailand and Costa Rica. I have joined bbwdating.com to find the love of my life.

I want to thank Traylor for helping me come out and post this. I feel complete now. Traylor Park, you and the fat, sarong wearing, gringa goddess in my very near future complete me. Thank you!

Now seriously people. If you didn't puke after reading that you should think to yourself, if man is desperate enough to post that crap, he really wants to win that damn session at ZB. Do you really want to deny me my victory?

Look deep inside yourself. You know the answer and it's let Spanky win.

If you do post after that, you are a punk bitch and I will continue to post crap like until I pummel you into submission with my senseless writings!

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NOT !!!

Really I did!

not

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hahahahahaha

ok, you've beaten my boredom into nothingness...

but lets be honest here. If there's one member of this forum that deserves a free ZB session, after all the $ I've given to those gals, it's gotta be me...

Can anyone question that I deserve a free session after all the sessions I've had?

Yeah, you think you are going to get away with that fine print.....



NOT !!!! ...................







we should rename this the Seinfeld thread....17 paes of NOTHING and counting......

I DESERVE THAT FREE SESSION

Dear sir, you have made your case before the court and a verdict has been reached.

DENIED!

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...........................NOT !!!!!

Aww, come on, tell me if there is anyone who has paid for more sessions at ZB over the last 12 months?

Just by sheer numbers I should get a free session!

With trips # 5 & 6 of this year coming up, may have you beat.....

hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahhahahaha

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what, are you one of those south floridians who are like an hour and a half away...

I am at least 7 hrs away.... YES it sucks........


Believe me though, have spent quite a bit of money at ZB oiver the past 2 1/2 yrs and 14 trips.....