www.CostaRicaTicas.com

More from Sportsmen's - should you happen across a vivacious blond named Andrea and in the throes of her charms forget to pre-negotiate a session price, gladly pay her the requested cien when she offers to make it up to you the next day with a $20 session. That offer is as good as gold...

You can't go without me Papi! You have Western Union for me?

"Maria".... I love you long time baby...

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FRUITCAKE... and you thought it was something you eat! Not on CRT!

Hey... lay off my bartenders punk! Even Orange knows better than to go there!

Berk... in the mood to tie a naked Paco to a tree in Parque Morazon around midnight

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FRUITCAKE... and you thought it was something you eat! Not on CRT!

Lol Bilko gret thread. LMAO. I can not imagine anyone taunting you for posting pics of a less than attractive chica.

BKTUNA
I am nevert going home

Always take a taxi that is parked in front of the DR and make sure it does NOT have a meter. You get much better deals from the 'unlicensed' taxis not to mention all the 'goodies' they can hook you up with in very dark corners of San Jose...

Never waste your hard earned money on a room or a suite at HDR or El Presidente or SL or any of the overrated "well known" hotels.

A little known secret is:*** Circus Cardboard Inns ***conveniently located and constantly renovated.

Do a search for more information.


Magnum XL

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Rio4Me4Ever is on a constant quest for premium trim.

Bump

This is funny stuff

Mag

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Rio4Me4Ever is on a constant quest for premium trim.

As soon as you clear immigration run downstairs to the baggage area and exchange all your money for colones. The best exchange rate in town, in the country probably.

If you sweet talk the chicas at the Del Rey, you'll get all your sessions free. Guys are always getting freebies left and right.

I would say that you should buy the bartenders drinks all night, they will love you and Phuck you after their shift ends. But this is a satirical thread, so if I said that it would mean that I'm goofing on them. But I don't want to goof on bartenders. They are very cool and should get large tips and drinks bought for them all night.

Definitely make sure you stop in at Bar Idem if for no other reason to check out the talent and have a couple of cervezas. Cheapest prices in town.

Have dinner at the Colonial Casino for another great price experience.

Stay at the Sleep Inn and request the Barry Cohen/Mas Chicas/Enforcer no chica fee special.

Tip the doorman at New Fantasy 5000 colones. This will get you a great experience with one of the girls.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

You guys are brutal !!!

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Bilko;
Outstanding post. ROFL.
Gracias,
LVSteve

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Go to Hollywood strip club and run a tab . Buy all the chicas in the house a drink. Don't worry about the tab, they will present it to you when you get ready to leave

Lets just hope that some idiot doesn't look at the Idiot's Guide to Costa Rica and start following it step-by-step. He probably wouldn't get out of CR alive. And you say, "nobody is that dumb". Oh, they're out there.

Talked to a non-CRT guy at Sl yesterday during football. he had a reasonably good looking chica with him 7ish or so. She went to play on the computer and he started telling me what a deal he had, he negotiated a discount with her for $2,000 for 5 days. He was a little unhappy that she kept having to go home for sick K*D, mother etc and was not really available all that much. I asked if he paid up front and he said yes, that was how he got the discount


BKTUNA
I am never going home

There's a sucker stepping off the plane every minute.

She has a sick K*D and mother so that's a future RFM, I'm sure...