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With all due respect to El Ciego's "A Gentleman's Code of Honor" - which I truly believe everyone here should follow to the letter - it has occurred to me recently that too often we bend over backwards and make all kinds of concessions in this hobby that aren't warranted. In effect, we become pushovers - and the chicas know it and use it to their advantage.

Therefore, I now propose "The Go Phuck Youself Rules". These rules should apply whenever we get that gut feeling that we're getting screwed - and not in a positive way. So instead of just playing along, giving in, and paying the money, I propose that whenever any of the following occurs, you cut things off point blank and say in no uncertain terms: "Go Phuck Yourself!!"

1. When a chica's cellphone rings in the middle of a session and she insists on answering it - "Go Phuck Yourself!"

2. When an MP chica directly asks you for a tip after a session instead of letting YOU decide if she deserves it - "Go Phuck Yourself!"

3. When a chica insists on being paid in advance for a session instead of after she's kept her part of the bargain - "Go Phuck Yourself!"

4. When a chica comes to your room, makes a beeline for the bathroom, and locks herself in there for more than five minutes - "Go Phuck Yourself!"

5. When a chica asks for anything from the hotel room mini-bar - "Go Phuck Yourself!"

6. When an MP chica attempts to upsell you for a bareback blowjob in the middle of a session - "Go Phuck Yourself!"

7. When the friend of a chica you've been hanging out with in Key Largo comes over and asks you to buy her a drink - "Go Phuck Yourself!"

8. When a Del Rey chica insists on $100 for a session and then tells you she doesn't do bareback blow jobs because "It's better for me and it's better for you" - "Go Phuck Yourself!"

9. When a chica blows off an appointment, making no effort to contact you - the next time you see her and she attempts some lame-ass excuse - "Go Phuck Yourself!"

10. When a chica who you want to do a session with alone insists that it will be so much better if her friend joins in - "Go Phuck Yourself!"

And last but certainly not least...

11. Whenever a chica bitches to you about something you wrote about her on CRT - "Go Phuck Yourself!"


There you have it - 11 New Rules to directly counterbalance the 11 tenets of the "Gentleman's Code Of Honor".

But surely there must be more...

Ok, yes it's true the chicas try to abuse sometimes. But many are innocent.
They lay an awsome one hour and 15 minute session on someone at an MP with no tip. That sucks. It has been my experience that many that went to the mini bar ended up staying the night with no extra charge. And when they try to upsell me at the MP, I'm too happy.
I hoped this money thing would work here. As for 1, 3, 7, 8, 10. We agree.

The cellphone going off in the middle of a session is her way of doing just as little as she can, ruining the mood of the guy, etc. It's customer service at its worst.

I'm for #2.

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GR

i have been reading some of your post for a while now and see a normal trend .. its sad to see. but costa rica may not be for you any more.. why dont you try brazil and thailand instead of spreading your negative rants here.

im sure you start walking around town saying phuck yourself to people will get you some heat

no seriously

with all your emotional hang ups the past year or 2 has most definetly caused you some damaged.. you seem like a nice enough fellow..

maybe too many sexy bitches tours your all burned out..

i can say this only because i have experienced the same thing.. now that i live here.. i only go to san jose to play once or twice a month.. i have a beautiful young tica wife that I met outside of san jose.. and 2 K*ds..

we met once at the sl..

anyway.. be well and keep workingout..

frankie

The problem with GR's advice is knowing him, I just can't see him following most of it and actually staying 'Phuck Off'. He'll still be that same, sweet pushover he's always been...with a few notable exceptions.
Can't blame him on a lot of those circumstances though...they just ruin the session. Perhaps one of the big reasons I stick with a one girl when I find that rare one that:
1) Is perfect for me in looks/body/performance
2) Shows a track record for honesty/reliability
Keep plugging along GR...you know the next 'incredible, favorite chica" is just around the corner and she'll do everything to your heart's content. Until then, there's always Gabriella at Idem

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The only thing that matters is happiness in all it forms...

Some of these chicas can ruin the mood by some of their antics.If i have a bad expirience i don't let it get the best of me though.I try to move on as quick as possible.When i was younger i used to let things get to me a lot more than i do now and i can understand how someone could get upset for little things.That used to be me.Now i try to balance the good with the bad. If you concentrate too much on the bad your going to get burned out and cynical.If you don't think that these chicas are capable of cualqier cosa your going to get burned (financially,emotionally).If at the end of your trip the good outweighed the bad then you did well.

Oh...I have seen this all before.

I got $5 that says GR meets his wife at the SL party in 10 days...

-PA

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I don't think GR means to literally tell the girl to "go phuck herself" to her face when any of those situations arise, of course unless it is truly warranted, but to just not be a pansy and reassure her that everything is fine. There is nothing wrong with showing your displeasure with her actions if your paying for a service and she is jerking you around like a dumb soft gringo.

Basically, the "Go Phuck Yourself" is an attitude adjustment when necessary, and believe me it is necessary sometimes. You don't always get a, how do some of you guys put it "an innocent" chica.

Good list GR. Here's another:

12. When a chica insists on going bareback, and she justifies it by saying "It's ok because I love you papi"

"Go Phuck Yourself!"

MG

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Frankie, I think I feel where your coming from here? But I have to disagree with your assessment of GR's post. Stongly as a matter of fact. I for one have thought generally the same "well why dont you just go Phuck yourself feeling" many times.

In all fairness, GR prefaced his "Rant" with advocating the adherance to an honorable code of ethics in dealing with the chicas.

I for one thought his observations were pretty much a bullseye take on the emotions WE repeatedly and predictably must endure when dealing with the PUT*S.

Maybe a different set of words other than Go Phuck Yourself is appropriate, but I am sure GR was somewhat tongue in cheek with the proposed reply to the irratating behaviors.

I am not trying to speak for GR here, But.... I am in concurrence with his underlying theme here...Which is:

Call the Put*s on this "Shit for Service" mentality.... it is a buyers market, If they feel a little more pinch in the pocket book by losing out business, maybe a more Customer Friendly Ethos may become the norm ,,,, like in some of the other venues outside of CR..

I'm with GR here,, we cant change the unpleasantries unless we utilize the only bargaining chip we possess.......Which is $$$$$$$$
That said, I see the GR code is something that us monger types should see as a bill of OUR rights.

As usual, YMMV, and as you stated, apparently does.

Frankie , your enviable state of being in country and having a better grip on communicating with the chicas than most of us visiting mongers is differant than the norm. I assume you most likely have less incidences of bad Pu*a behaviors than the majority of us extraneros??? Just guessing, I guess?

Just mis dos centavos
El BB

I too don't think GR meant it literally, no need for anymore ugly americanos but he has a point about many gulch gringos being pushovers and weak when it comes to pretty women. Can't believe this new policy has not yet been extended to the rest of the pains-in-our-asses of the gulch that more so deserve it..

The street scammers like Ronie- ""Scuse me do you speak english?" Sure do- Go phuck yourself!
The taxi driver that tries to take us to the rip-off strip clubs or charge 3k for a 1k ride -!
The punk thieves and rasta scumbag dope peddlers outside the HDR- !
The bartender that short-changes us- !
A couple of our favorite gulch restaurants that pad the bill anytime a large group of us patronize their place- !
An Irish restaurant that takes an hour to make 2 sandwiches- !
The Motel Eden clerk that charged double since I had 2 chicas- !
Damn this could go on all day but I have to get to work...

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Actually I think Frankie had a point.

GR, enjoy this upcoming trip to San Jose. I have a feeling you won't be back quite so often once you start your tour of other countries.

As for the Rules, it's a nice "wish list" but if you let each one of those circumstances get under your skin you'll greatly restrict your "activities".

Paco,

How did they know that you had two chicas? Each time I have been to Motel Eden my cab has pulled directly into the garage and I paid through the box in the room without having face to face contact with anyone who works at the hotel. I'm just curious how they would know that and try to charge you for it.

GR and Paco I agree wholehearedly. Knowing both of you I know you do not mean literally "Go Phuck Yourself"

I pride myself on being poilte to others but I actually hold the line on your list and basically just say No firmly. If the behavior continues with a chica I send them packing.

I have not been back to ZB since a girl whined about how much Propina I may or may not give her. I tipped zero and told her that my usual was 5k and I have always tipped there,

This behavior continues because they think we are weak and it obviously works.

I also refuse to take pirate or non maria cabs except for a few from the SL that give me the correct price. If I get in a cab and there is no Maria I get out no matter how inconvenient. I try to carry change, but if not and they can not change at least a 5k note, I make them wait for change without the meter running.

Holding your ground does not make you an Asshole

BKTUNA
I am never going home