www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Lol,

At Kl last night I ran into an old favorita who apparently has access to CRT although she would not give up from whom. She knows my real name and asked me the following (pardon bad Spanish spelling and grammar)

"B.... por que tu nombre CRT similar pescado Atun, me no comprende"

She was completely puzzled. Nicknames and slang always translate poorly I guess.

BKTUNA
I am never going home

yo tampoco...elighten us oh tuna man

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A Costa Rica Toast:
Here's to Looking like Movie Stars, Partying like Rock Stars and phucking like PORN STARS!

And because you never actually submit a trip report, there is no way to implicate you should they discover who you are! Brilliant!


Ciaociao


(Sorry HolaB-Can't help myself)

Actually the Tuna nickname came from my teamates on my college basketball team. I was the biggest guy at 6'4" and 235lbs (50 less than now). My coach was a fitness buff and ran 5 miles a day. He was convinced I needed to be 210 off of a stupid chart, even though later I realized that 235 was my perfect weight. so he gave me a diet plan to go along wiht all the fing running we did. He wanted me to eat Tuna.

So every night I went to the local sub shop and ate a footlong tuna sub loaded with mayo and cheese and a plate of fries.

Every week when we weighed I was the same and the coach would ask me was I still eating tuna. The guys started calling me Tuna and one of my frat bros picked up on it and it stuck. BK are my initials.


BKTUNA
I am never going home

Are you sure that your "real" name isn't Jarred, and you do Subway commercials with Tony Stewart ?!?!?! Sounds kinda "fishy" to me (pun intended)
MG

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

Hey Mucho Gusto....I told the chicas my name was Mr. Gusto ...thought I would impress them but hell they just asked for more money. What the hell was that all about!
Hell everyone down there knows my name and I even believe my handsome pic has been posted. I also heard there are bootlegged videos being sold for mucho dinero showing a certain guy in red underware with a chica at a certain party.

I'm sort of an open book.

I have signed my first name to numerous posts, although I believe most were in the V.I.P.

I discovered that in Costa Rica, calling oneself "el ciego" is a lot like calling oneself "gimp" or "retard." When I told one puta "Me llaman El Ciego..." she shuddered and said, "Es mal. No llamase este nombre."

If the girl is not a SL or ZB habituee', I tell them my name is Rafael Angel. Then, just as the name leaves my mouth, some CRT guy says, "Hey Ciego..." which the girls think is rude.

I think real first names are fairly safe. I don't mind using my first name in public with other CRT guys or the chicas. My last name is emblazoned in 2" letters on the side of my suitcase (an aid in more easily locating my luggage at baggage claim), so any chica who's seen me enter the hotel or who comes to my room will even know my last name. No big deal for me...I don't plan on running for President anytime soon.

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.

Man, now I'm confused. Whenever a chica asks me my name, I simply tell her "Hola, mi nombre es mi amor". They usually laugh, and it's typically a good ice-breaker. But that Mr. Gusto guy... stay away from him. He's a a phucking whack job!

MG

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

I tell them my name is Roho.

They just look at me and go they named you after a color.

Then I tell them my great ect. grandfather was Red Hugh O'Donell King of Erie. And then there was Eric the Red. And Red Skelton. They just don't get it.

So we move on to price.

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Take a walk on the wild side.

MIA tells the ladies his real name is Cal Naughton, Jr.! Shake and Bake!

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- Dom DeLuise

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YO Nombres:

Hell, I just tell them that my name is Circus. After they quit shaking, rolling their eyes and throwing up....they slap the shit out of me and run to the ladies room. It seems to break the ice.

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Damn if I'm going to repeat this shit again. I need a drink.
I've been drinking vodka every day for 45 years and I have certainly never found it to be habit forming.

Wit-kow-ski are you really Richard Simmons? Freak.

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