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Arrrived at the Sl @ 9:30 PM, Vanessa was working, cute, talkative and funny. Placed a cash down payment on my room. Went to my room,
keeping in mind the only photos I have seen are on the site. Checked out the large tub and room, noticed another door, this led to a small kitchen area shelves, micro, fridge, sink etc. Another door led to a private patio covered with wood floors, Yeah I'm Pissed
Next morn breakfast, cute bartender, fixed me up with coffee and eggs.
I notice I'm the only guy, 5 cute girls talking me up.
Yeah I'm Pissed.
Dinner in the evening, different cutie working, takes my order, brings me a rum & coke, meal arrives, she brings another drink without asking, steak is cooked as ordered and the tater is very good.
Yeah I'm Pissed.
Returning late at night security holds door of taxi for us, takes info, is very polite, Yeah I'm Pissed
Lunch Again, seafood soup is really good, again another cute waitress.
I forgot about the maid, gave her a tip the first day and asked for extra towels, many towels appear for the remainder of my trip.
Yeah I'm Pissed.
Free pool, free PPV-sports, Wimbledon tennis live, CRT HH,
Yeah I'm Pissed.
Xman sees me at the bar and notes how laid back and mellow I am,
Yeah I'm Pissed.
Meet Bill & Bill shortly the morning I am leaving, I voice my concerns about the SL
Yeah I'm Pissed.
I check out and owe $48.00 for laundry, booze, and food. I also notice that they don't even charge me for the first night, I was delayed in Dallas.
Yeah I'm Pissed
So a short review, overall , I will stay here next trip, after all what else is there??? So if your planning a trip to San Jose I can't really recommend a
hotel, but consider staying somewhere else as I need my room @ the SL.
Regards, 911 Driver

Then why are you so pissed?

Being a little facetious, really pissed I'm not there right now and have to wait months to return, great people, good food, great atmosphere,
Damn good time for my first trip.

Was that some type of trip report???

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You ALWAYS have an option ....... "NEXT" !!!

I wanted this in the hotel section, but I couldn't post it there, just a review on my stay @ the SL.
911 Driver

I figured that's what you meant, but when people just look at the title, they won't get it.

Oh wow, I was thinking it was some rant about how you had a bad time, especially since it was in the VIP section

Personally I think it is a great title. Guys are so use to seeing the SL praised they will drawn to that post like QBF to poosie .

If after reading the first few lines they do not figure out it is a satirical report then they best head back to the assembly line and ask for a sense of humor.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

What are you insinuating ID? You want to start something bro? Come on, put em up!




but really, I RESEMBLE that remark...

See Orange:

you have to be careful what you say. sorry just had to do that. Don't be mad.

Lee

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PS: DO NOT SEND MONEY!

I was going to use that old tired stand by "like flies to honey" but figured I would try to make it more appropriate to this forum. Some guys here might not know much about honey or flies but after reading of your exploits, of which I am in awe as I certainly could not accomplish that when I was your age, I am fairly sure they can relate to poooosie and QBF

Be careful how you throw around that RESEMBLE remark El Ciego already had to explain it.

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Pura Vida
Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four
essential food groups:
alcohol, caffeine, sugar and fat.
Alex Levine

If it was the young one I'm thinking of, she's pretty cute too! Saw her dressed up after she got off of work one night .. looked hot.

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"With foxes, we must play the fox." ~ Thomas Fuller

I was pissed after my first stay there too.

Pissed at myself for not staying there my first two trips, I will not make that mistake again. The only problem is it`s getting harder and harder to get a reservation.

911 Driver: I really feel for you. On your next trip, I hope things get better ...or worse ...depending on your view.

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My life is not a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out and loudly proclaiming...." MAN....WHAT A RIDE!!!!"

911Driver,

I too am pissed.

I'm pissed that I can't live there 365 days a year.

* Best staff in the Gulch and environs...although watch the Amistad, it's a real up and comer.

* Best sports bar in San Jose...period.

* Best equipped rooms, especially if you like to watch porn, keep your belongings safe, sleep in a U.S. quality bed, have plenty of hot water, minibar, use WIFI...and have all that in a boutique hotel a.k.a. frat house for grownup bad boys like us.


* Best guys to hang out with naywhere while making party plans or getting ready to hunt honey.

Glad you enjoyed yourself, 911. Now, let's stop praising Sportsmen's...it's just a matter of time before we regulars won't be able to get a room!

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Pura Vulva! Wandering through the dark, I am El Ciego.