www.CostaRicaTicas.com

Buy the biggest most expensive ring you can find. Her other novios are sure to close behind with competing offers. I tip great too but in the morning, I say goodbye!

good luck man!

You've got to be kidding!! Everyone gave RollTide a hard time for being young, dumb, full of C*m and in love with a puta yet Berk wants to buy a ring for a bartener?!!!

They're ALL PUTAS my amigo.

This has to be a be-lated April fools prank.

You guys are being too easy on Berk, if this is in fact his true intentions.
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"If I lived each day as if it were my last I would have been dead a long time ago." - Traylor Park

I'll give you dudes an update when I get back. I am out of here today.

Berk....

I am sure there will be a jewelry store loaded with Rolex's etc in the lobby of Circus Carboard Inns, Just ask one of the salespeople they will get you what you want, if they dont have it, they will make it.

Damn, you really like throwing that word around...

TP, guess that includes your Colombiana novia/fiancee también?

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I was referring to putas not Ticas in general.




I will let my Paisitas family read your post.

All I was trying to do is remind Berk here that he's loco regarding his purchasing of a ring for a bartender, who many say are putas as well.
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"If I lived each day as if it were my last I would have been dead a long time ago." - Traylor Park

I only deal with Mordicai Jose Menendezberg when I'm in SJO.

Hold on a minute there TP! So when you said they are ALL PUTAS you were talking about only putas but then you threw in bartenders for good measure. Please, seems I recall you are the guy famous for posting the "no exception" following tidbits of advice for quite some time: (just grabbed a few from your old posts)
Ok to be fair in context these were probably mostly made in reference to working women but then you've been known to throw all women into the same category and came up with this one:
So there's no such thing as a non-pro or a semi-pro according to TP. Or have you found an exception to your rule, your novia in Colombia?
Not busting your balls or any disrespect to her but hey- you've been preachin' it!

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Damn, PacoLoco -

I don't know how you always manage to dig up everything and anything on anyone when you want to make a point. Also, you can bust my balls anytime you want. YOu sick pervert.

Back to Berk. I'm surprised y'all have gone easy on him. Maybe it's just me.
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"If I lived each day as if it were my last I would have been dead a long time ago." - Traylor Park

I called the whole thing off. Here's what happened. We get back to the hotel at her suggestion. She starts ripping my ropas off me like a cat in heat. I jerk off her Victoria's Secret panties and tatooed above her swollen labia, dripping wet with excitement is "PacoLoco y LatinoHeat were here - July 4-7 2006"!

I just couldn't stand the thought of going where they had been.

I am alot of things, but I'm no RollTide.

I do know some bartenders that I consider friends. They don't work me for propinas. Some actually have gringo BFs.... young, dumb, full of C*m and plenty of cash. Nevertheless, the best poosie is from my side of the bar.... it's a whole lot cheaper.

Berk..........

P.S. Dont believe everything you read. When VB speaks... you should listen.

it such a shame to let your friends come between your true love